I give up on my posting format for this

[djpatientzero]

Because this is hilarious. As flames go, I'm sure he spent a lot of time putting this together, so it deserves to get all the attention it can. I'm let down that it's mostly an attack and not constructive criticism, but it is the internet.

Comments

[urielslament]

While the flame itself is amusing...I must say as a soon to be MA of English lit...as a critic...he too does most massively FAIL. Holy crap. And I thought some of the French and German critics I read were pretentious windbags. Not to mention I agree with Serks above, there is nothing better in irony then a critic who makes as many mistakes as those whom he critiques. Plus someone for the love of god get this man a dictionary and take away his thesaurus. But I'm biased. XD ALso <3 your Grifter icon..heart it to death! Makes me want to bust out my back issues.