Got From funnyjunk.com- -"My Dog Named Sex"

[djpaul89]

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she

Comments

[anonymous]

I've read this joke b4 on newjoke.com!! it wasn't all that funny but it was the type of joke that makes you go back and read again just to see two sides of the joke cause im kinda slow so...yea but that dude really was stupid 4 namin his dog that...i mean what..he couldnt have changed its name?? not like it has a birth certificate or crap----S!!!

[djpaul89]

Yeah....kinda stupid not to change his name...but i was cracking up for a good minute or so when i first read this...so that's why i decided to post it =)

[professorwhitey]

definitely umm...... interesting

[mrafrowhitey]

yes very interestin'

i wonder if anyone ever named their cat "Sex"

[djpaul89]

Interesting thought Joseph...
If you didn't hate English so much you could write a story about that...j/j

[beccababe0407]

hmmmmm.. i really don't think i wanna hear a story that joseph writes about a cat named sex.. i think his imagination would run a lil too far!!! haha!

[simplyatbliss]

if my cat was named sex, i'd be yelling "I LOVE SEX! SHE'S GREAT. I LOVE IT WHEN SHE CRAWLS ON MY BED AT NIGHT AND THEN LEAVE ME BEFORE I WAKE UP." ..just to be stupid.