I think I found a new favorite website.
www.churchsigngenerator.com Favorites include:
GOD LOVES RETARDS, TOO!
and
GOD LOVES LITTLE CHILDREN... AND YOUR MOM.
and
TELL YOUR GOD TO MEET OUR GOD BY THE FOUNTAIN FOR THE BEATDOWN OF HIS LIFE.
finally,
MISSIONARY IS FOR WIMPS, GOD DOES IT LOTUS.
Sorry, completely random.