( Audition ramblings, non-reading suggested. )

A million things have happened that I'll go into detail on saturday! right now I'm in Geneve with Christophe. fin.

-sam

FRENCHLAND ROLL CALL ( Read more... )

I hate French keyboards. I mean really, I think they're specifically designed to piss me off. Everything is either slightly off or completely in the wrong place. And no, it is not 'just different', it’s wrong. Wrong wrong wrong ( Read more... )

happy friday the 13th everyone.

-sam

your mama's so fat, when she sings, it's over.
your mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
your mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
your mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
your mama's so fat when she hauls ass, she gotta make two trips.

.*boom*.....
...*boom*.....
.........*ching!*

-sam

do we hafta e-mail our research papers?

cause i don't wanna.

-sam

NOTE: this next post is exceedingly trivial

I think this is a load of crap, you?
watch:

How could you be so stupid that you hit a kid while being filmed ( Read more... )

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-sam