To be standing by the flag not feeling shameful...

[djryanla]

For dinner I went to CiCi's Pizza. Or, as I like to call it: Satan's Asshole.

Everything was cool until 100 little leaguers and their extended families started running all around the place.

Remind me to not have kids. Ever.

Comments

[meanreds]

Oh God I laughed so so hard.

When I could breathe I read this to Justin, who says the laxatives they add to the pizza work really well.

Where are those hott sex pics of you and the lady you promised us?

[ex_shiggity]

as long as you remind me too.

[purdypants]

ay, are ya going to the killers show tonight...see ya there if so. take it eas

[djryanla]

OH SHIT!

Thanks man. I almost fucked it up.

[flyingindie]

Satan's Asshole?

[djryanla]

ie: The worst place imaginable.