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[djsean]

I'm up at a local bar right now listening to Drum and Bass, really REALLY loud, and trying to work on my novel.

This is retarded.

I'm going to shoot myself.

No.

Wait.

First, I'm going to masturbate on a homeless person.

THEN, I'll shoot myself.

There are just some things you have to do before you go.

-Sean

Comments

[kostar]

hey dumbass, why are you working on a novel at a bar playing DnB??

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[holy_smokes]

hahaha oh Sean. :)