On my back are two barely distinguishable scars running diagonally upward toward my spine. Their placement is about equadistant and near the relative middle of my upper body. For as long as I've known they were there, I humorously told people they were where my wings used to be ( Read more... )

From now on I'm just going to post everything I start to write in here. It's too stressful trying to write concise story in one sitting and not have it completely fucked up in parts. You guys are now looking at the cum covered asshole of literature.

-Sean

It's 8 PM, the store's empty, and a storm is getting ready to try to knock over the shopping center I'm in. It's not as if this action of nature is natural, naturally it's the work of my arch-nemesis, the Proletarian Protector. This is the third time this week that he's tried to get me while I'm doing my day to day, expecting (and correctly ( Read more... )

I watched a flea bite me on the finger this morning ( Read more... )

LJ Interests meme results

1. abating kaos:
   Kaos is dangerous. I take great steps to prevent kaotic things from happening in the world around me, in the interest of protecting the very fabric of reality.
2. djing:
   I'm a DJ. Nobody said anything about it being interesting.
3. eating people's minds:
   So ( Read more... )

I'm hungry, and I'm starting to have dangerous thoughts about food ( Read more... )

Reletize (Rel-a-tize) - To scratch and rub one's eyeballs in the fashion their mother and teachers told them not to.

-Sean

Our next door neighbors, the Martinez family, are always very nice to us, and don't mind the fact that we're a house full of loud, partying, crazy nutballs. Mr. Martinez occasionally brings us gifts of food, like home made Pork Tamale's, or Enchiladas. Tonight he came over with his wife and they gave us all books.

Questions Young People Ask - ( Read more... )

Today I'm going to try a writing exercise I'm making up right now. I'm sure someone has a name for it, or something. If you find out, let me know. What I'm doing, is taking several books I have in front of me and selecting five sentences at random, then sorting them down to one sentence comprising elements from the original five ( Read more... )

It's like licking the edge of the envelope flap, or lighting a cigar again after it's gone out. It feels exactly like shaving with an electric razor when the skin is still moist ( Read more... )