I knew, that one day, the wisdom of using Jarvis Cocker (in Darren Spooner guise) as the face of the weirdsisters community would be clear to everyone in the fandom. When the rumour that the ex-Pulp frontman would be contributing songs to the soundtrack began making the rounds I thought it was to good to be true ( Read more... )

I've received some emails asking where my old Frank Longbottom series could be read -- mostly the Gangland stuff. Unfortunately, I never reposted most of it after the original site it was on went down and never came back up for air.

A few months ago, I began re-editing Gangland and uploading it at FA.org As I continue that work I will keep you all ( Read more... )

Beta readers. Silent, underappreciated and completely vital to this fandom. If it wasn't for beta readers this post wood b allot more diffcult to read, liek, beleive u me ( Read more... )

Let me begin by citing a well known fact: Fanfiction is crap. It is, as we know, insipid, unoriginal, contrived, and oft times badly spelt. I dispute none of this, I merely ask, 'Can this crap be art ( Read more... )

As I have been gifted with a Friends List populated by some of the fandom's most innovative and skilled authors I thought I might impose further on Good Fortune and request a little assistance ( Read more... )

More of the same...

Title: House of Malfoy: Chapter IV
Previous Chapters: I, II, III
Author: Evelyn Ransom
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Warnings: Rife with HBP spoilers. Do not read unless you've finished.

Summary: 1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world...of haute couture.

( House of Malfoy:
Chapter IV )

'Wearing, manufacturing, buying, selling or trading a Medal of Honor is a crime. Salazar's Stolen Valor Act, introduced Friday, would expand the law to include more medals and would allow prosecution of anyone who falsely claims to have earned a military medal or a Purple Heart.'

Good old Salazar! I wonder if that covers lockets as well?

My fellow fetishists, whilst the shipping wars are waged above us, let us be thankful that here beneath the waves we are immune from being sunk ( Read more... )

In case you had forgotten...

Title: House of Malfoy: Chapter III
Previous Chapters: I, II
Author: Evelyn Ransom
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Warnings: Rife with HBP spoilers. Do not read unless you've finished.

Summary: 1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world...of haute couture.

( House of Malfoy:
Chapter III )

Well, as it hasn't yet been flamed...

Title: House of Malfoy: Chapter II
Previous Chapters: I
Author: Evelyn Ransom
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Comedy
Warnings: Rife with HBP spoilers. Do not read unless you've finished.

Summary: 1997. London. Six Slytherins share a vision and the common desire to the conquer the world...of haute couture.

( House of Malfoy:
Chapter II )