I FINALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

[djswifty]

MY NEW FIVE-YEAR PLAN

1. Steal the world's first known real unicorn.
2. Over the course of several months, or perhaps years, gain the unicorn's trust, until we are bonded for life.
3. Overtake, through some means, legitimate or no, Sealand.
4. Utilize both Sealand's self-funding infrastructure and the unicorn horn's known magical illness-curing properties to live

Comments

[novaeris]

thats pretty fucking amazing