If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic
If it's longer than it's wide, then it's phallic
If it's shorter than it's wide, then you tip it on it's side
Then it's longer than it's wide, and then it's phallic.

Band practice ROCKED tonight. Thank you snakefeathers and trogula

Oh, and a quiz swiped from nelwyn


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swiped from medancer

The Part of You That No One Sees
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Aiyeeeeeeeeeeeee!
It's CHESS Guy!!!

Rabid Enid Blyton fan will be back, she wants me to find the blue hard copy of "The Brave Little Puppy" that she chose not to buy yesterday...

All I need to make the day complete is a visit from Mr. Squirrel.

evil meme, pillaged from wolfs-daugher
How evil are you?


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Go parthenogenesis! Spike is a daddy again. Two cute little baby aloe-gators have popped up in his pot. Last time he had a litter was about 3 years ago -- 8 babies, 6 of which survived. I guess I'm going to have to wait a few more months before I re-pot him. {-8

meme corvided from patgund and ogambear
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To all the evil scorpian types.

Wishing happiness and pretty skulls to shipofools999.

Skulls for emberleo

Health and sanity for nelwyn

A safe and sane moving experience to my little brother mystshadow.

Revelry and good times to everyone at the PIT.

To the nithlings who removed wet clothes from the drier and threw them on the floor:

As you have done, may you three times get
that you might learn some etiquette
May all your clothes be as clean and dry
as the ones you cast aside

... putting the fairy back in Rastafarianism one twinkle at a time.

Wishing my dad a happy 60th birthday.