I got run over!

[dkj400]

By a bus, and a dumpster, then a bike ran over my neck. But DON'T WORRY! Everything's fine, the drivers weren't hurt. I on the over hand was in hospital. Wasn't too bad. I was on a drip and the liquid looked suspiciously like semen, but I was more interested in the black guy sitting in front of me with his zip undone

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[linkfan001]

I literally roffled

FUCK YOU DID IT AGAIN

[dark_mortality]

Good lord...

[hannah_fdl]

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