101 Things I Hate
101 things I hate:
1. The Morning After
2. The Afternoon After
3. Washing Up
4. Spiders
5. When your skin crawls after not showering for a week
6. Americans
7. People asking "Are you alright mate?" when your so obviously pissed and want to die
8. My Hair in the morning
9. Running out of hair gel
10. When you cook a meal and it goes really really fucking wrong
11. When people refuse to make decisions
12. My Spelling
13. Women obsessed with big black cocks (You know who you are)
14. When people say "i'm going home because you look like your having fun without me"
15. Emo Kids
16. The fact i'll be bald by about 27
17. People who judeg you by your clothes/music tastes
18. Smelly Feet (gotta keep the old feet clean)
19. Dogs that bark for no reason
20. Sunday drivers
21. Really badly pimped up cars
22. Burberry
23. People who are obsessed with football
24. Religion
25. Tattoos at the base of the spine
26. Not being able to travel the world at the moment
27. People who go to the cinema and don;t watch the film because they're too busy "on the back row"
28. The RIAA
29. The fact I dropped out of uni
30. "This program has performed and illegal operation"
31. The State of my room
32. People who have never seen Spaced
33. Waking up at 7am, even after a night out and getting home at 5:30am
34. Not having good bands play in Leeds
35. Women who are obsessed with having huuuuuuuge boobs
36. Microwave meals
37. "Disk Boot Failure"
38. Windows 98
39. Waking up to fidn you've been drooling
40. The fact I talk in my sleep
41. Shaving
42. Stupid Fucking Hair extensions
43. Knowing one day i'll be forced into a career
44. Running out of Rizla at the wrong moment
45. My little brother being a twat when he's pissed
46. The current state of childrens cartoons
47. People getting that little bit "too" close when im trying to get to sleep
48. People who generally appear to be having a shit time in life
49. Lack of motivation after work
50. Bars and clubs turning you away because your not wearing a river island shirt (fuckwits)
51. Eating disorders
52. McDonalds staff
53. Beer goggles
54. Always being introduced as "Mushys Friend"
55. Cancer
56. Flying (Fucking planes freak me out man)
57. Junkies
58. Beggers who refuse to try help themselves
59. Having no musical talent what-so-ever
60. Sunburn
61. Londoners
62. Men in PVC
63. Not having any clean boxer shorts
64. The way people look at you when you say "Actually I have a better idea"
65. The fact this goes on forever
66. People who feel the need to blow themselves up
67. Clingy Women (eeww)
68. The way sweetcorn comes out the same as it goes in
69. Passing out on your bosses bathroom floor hugging his toilet the first time you go out on the beer with him
70. People who rely on anti-depression drugs (absolute bollocks in my eyes)
71. Being unproductive
72. Cutting chillis then rubbing your eyes
73. Attention seeking self harmers
74. People who type "lke ths cos it rlly fcks me of"
75. Not being able to speak a second language
76. People who always think silence is a bad thing
77. Domestic Violence
78. Waking up to find your next to someone you really shouldn't be
79. 56k Internet access
80. Men with long hair
81. Women with short hair
82. Smelly people
83. The fact time flys when your having fun
84. Passing out in Star and coming round in the recovery position feeling like a complete TWAT
85. Green peace type people
86. People with no ambitions
87. Not having enough parties
88. Waking up without a hangover after spending £65 on beer
89. I refer you to item number 6.
90. Really really really shit tattoos
91. Blue cheese
92. France/French People
93. Knowing that there will NEVER be a zombie invasion
94. Rich people getting you to donate to charity when they give fuck all themselves
95. When people force you to dance to really shit songs
96. Sneezing
97. Public Transport
98. Family Holidays
99. Having only 2 people to go out with because everyone else is fucking boring
100. Never winning on fruit machines
101. People who get out of my car, lock the door but leave the bloody passenger seat in the forward position
1. The Morning After
2. The Afternoon After
3. Washing Up
4. Spiders
5. When your skin crawls after not showering for a week
6. Americans
7. People asking "Are you alright mate?" when your so obviously pissed and want to die
8. My Hair in the morning
9. Running out of hair gel
10. When you cook a meal and it goes really really fucking wrong
11. When people refuse to make decisions
12. My Spelling
13. Women obsessed with big black cocks (You know who you are)
14. When people say "i'm going home because you look like your having fun without me"
15. Emo Kids
16. The fact i'll be bald by about 27
17. People who judeg you by your clothes/music tastes
18. Smelly Feet (gotta keep the old feet clean)
19. Dogs that bark for no reason
20. Sunday drivers
21. Really badly pimped up cars
22. Burberry
23. People who are obsessed with football
24. Religion
25. Tattoos at the base of the spine
26. Not being able to travel the world at the moment
27. People who go to the cinema and don;t watch the film because they're too busy "on the back row"
28. The RIAA
29. The fact I dropped out of uni
30. "This program has performed and illegal operation"
31. The State of my room
32. People who have never seen Spaced
33. Waking up at 7am, even after a night out and getting home at 5:30am
34. Not having good bands play in Leeds
35. Women who are obsessed with having huuuuuuuge boobs
36. Microwave meals
37. "Disk Boot Failure"
38. Windows 98
39. Waking up to fidn you've been drooling
40. The fact I talk in my sleep
41. Shaving
42. Stupid Fucking Hair extensions
43. Knowing one day i'll be forced into a career
44. Running out of Rizla at the wrong moment
45. My little brother being a twat when he's pissed
46. The current state of childrens cartoons
47. People getting that little bit "too" close when im trying to get to sleep
48. People who generally appear to be having a shit time in life
49. Lack of motivation after work
50. Bars and clubs turning you away because your not wearing a river island shirt (fuckwits)
51. Eating disorders
52. McDonalds staff
53. Beer goggles
54. Always being introduced as "Mushys Friend"
55. Cancer
56. Flying (Fucking planes freak me out man)
57. Junkies
58. Beggers who refuse to try help themselves
59. Having no musical talent what-so-ever
60. Sunburn
61. Londoners
62. Men in PVC
63. Not having any clean boxer shorts
64. The way people look at you when you say "Actually I have a better idea"
65. The fact this goes on forever
66. People who feel the need to blow themselves up
67. Clingy Women (eeww)
68. The way sweetcorn comes out the same as it goes in
69. Passing out on your bosses bathroom floor hugging his toilet the first time you go out on the beer with him
70. People who rely on anti-depression drugs (absolute bollocks in my eyes)
71. Being unproductive
72. Cutting chillis then rubbing your eyes
73. Attention seeking self harmers
74. People who type "lke ths cos it rlly fcks me of"
75. Not being able to speak a second language
76. People who always think silence is a bad thing
77. Domestic Violence
78. Waking up to find your next to someone you really shouldn't be
79. 56k Internet access
80. Men with long hair
81. Women with short hair
82. Smelly people
83. The fact time flys when your having fun
84. Passing out in Star and coming round in the recovery position feeling like a complete TWAT
85. Green peace type people
86. People with no ambitions
87. Not having enough parties
88. Waking up without a hangover after spending £65 on beer
89. I refer you to item number 6.
90. Really really really shit tattoos
91. Blue cheese
92. France/French People
93. Knowing that there will NEVER be a zombie invasion
94. Rich people getting you to donate to charity when they give fuck all themselves
95. When people force you to dance to really shit songs
96. Sneezing
97. Public Transport
98. Family Holidays
99. Having only 2 people to go out with because everyone else is fucking boring
100. Never winning on fruit machines
101. People who get out of my car, lock the door but leave the bloody passenger seat in the forward position