LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.6 (fanfic)
LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.6
Characters: Iruka, Kakashi
Ratings: PG
Words Count: ~750 words
Summary: Title says it all. =)
Reviews and comments are always welcomed. Enjoy!
LJ Entries - Kakairu style (Chapter 6)
Iruka is NOT drunk.
location: strip club
mood: horny
music: Benny Benassi - I Love my Sex
Why can’t people stop saying that I’m drunk when I’m obviously not?! Seriously, do I have to type a journal entry in a strip club just to prove that to you bunch of perverted ninjas? I’m SOBER, damn it!
Despite my better judgement, I’m doing it right now. First up, I can’t believe that I actually talked to Kakashi civilly for three hours. Usually our conversations will end up with me trying to shove a senbon up his ass but I haven’t gotten violent today. He’s surprisingly nice after I drank a lot of sake. Weird huh? His assholity just reduces miraculously after a few cups of sake.
Talking about Kakashi, I noticed that he has a really, really hot body. Is it because of the sake again? Doesn’t matter anyway, those padded muscles and scars could kill me right away, along with ninety nine percent of Konoha’s population. The remaining one percent consists of extremely straight guys like… I can’t think of any. Seriously, he will convert anyone who’s straight to bi, bi to gay and gay to gayer.
Just look at that ferocious beast now, stripping himself off from the standard vest and long sleeves, throwing his hitai-ate to the crowd, pulling up his tight ANBU tank top to show off those killer abs, dancing on the stage with that pole… That, my dear perverts, is drunk. I, Umino Iruka, am very SOBER.
Tags: certain asshole, certain very HOT asshole, general assholes
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Comments:
Iruka, you ARE drunk if you’re dancing together with Kakashi on that stage.
~Asuma
I AM NOT DRUNK, ASSHOLE!!!
~Iruka
Uh, you’re down to your pants if you still haven’t noticed that.
~Asuma
Ru, ignore him. Dance with me.
~Kakashi
Ru… WTF??!!
~Asuma
You guys just turned a whole new page for the usage of laptops.
~Ibiki
Yeah, I never knew laptops could be sex objects.
~Anko
I second that. These beasts…
~Shizune
Shizune, if you don’t fucking release me RIGHT NOW, I’ll appear in the strip club WITH the desk.
~Tsunade
Uh, done. Wow, that was fast Hoka… I AM SORRY!!!!
~Shizune
My bleeding nose is making it hard to type… Are you guys having sex with pants on up there?
~Kurenai
We are trying.
~Iruka
The wonders of sake… Drop your pants, sexy beasts!!!
~Kurenai
Oh gods… his hands feel so damn good…
~Iruka
Ru, more…
~Kakashi
Catch me, Asuma. I’m going to faint.
~Kurenai
Whoa, I never knew that Iruka-sensei has the beast in him too!!
~Kiba
Damn straight.
~Hana
We had this conversation before. Both of you, table sixteen now.
~Tsume
Am I dreaming…? I-I can’t believe my eyes… S-Strip… club… *sobs*
~Genma
Genma’s here! Who won?! Who won?!
~Izumo
Yamato, forty six seconds off. Damn, that’s accurate.
~Kotetsu
STRIP CLUB I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!! *BAWLS*
~Genma
You’re flooding the club. No, Gai. DON’T encourage him.
~Raidou
I-I can’t…the tears… it won’t stop… *cries*
~Genma
Bet Now! Bet now! Iruka-seme or Iruka-uke? Lowest bet starts from 100 ryo! Get your asses over to table eight now to place the bet!! Bet more win more!!!!
~Tsunade
Iruka-seme, 500 ryo. Get the money from Jiraiya.
~Orochimaru
Why me?
~Jiraiya
Genin, Playboys, binoculars, porn, vinyl. Do I need to say more?
~Orochimaru
Jiraiya was the one who gave me the vinyl suit back then?!
~Tsunade
Uh… yeah?
~Jiraiya
Happy Dying.
~Orochimaru
Ino, why Sasuke?
~Sakura
I don’t know… We were blind. Now pass me some tissue paper.
~Ino
Oh my foolish little brother, you’re losing fans here.
~Itachi
I’ll kill you, Itachi.
~Sasuke
Come, come. I’m at the newest strip club, table thirty three.
~Itachi
What is Iruka-sensei doing to that pole…? And what the hell is Kakashi-sensei doing with Iruka-sensei’s pants??!!
~Naruto
Hn. Dobe.
~Sasuke
Teme! Answer my question!!!
~Naruto
Seriously, who brought Naruto here?
~Shikamaru
Shika-kun, are you in a strip club? Hmm?
~Temari
Crap… So troublesome…
~Shikamaru
Oh Wonderful Sensei, I’m Inspired!!! I Can Feel The Passion Burning in Me!!! Along with Lee, We Shall Be The Next Group of Performers!!! Behold The Ultimate Power of Youth!!!
~Gai
Gai-sensei!!! I can’t wait to dance passionately with you!!!
~Lee
I’m leaving after this. Who’s with me?
~Ibiki
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A/N: So Genma found the strip club and our ninjas are having some drunken actions on stage. This chapter gave me a lot of troubles, I don’t know how it turned out. *sighs*
Naruto and gangs are in their late teens, somewhere around 18 so they're not exactly underage... right?
Anyway, huge thanks to Akisane for providing the awesome betting pool idea. Thank you so much!!
P/S: Check out the song. I actually spent some time choosing that “strip song” for our favourite ninjas.