LJ Entries - Kakairu style ch.9
Characters: Iruka, Kakashi
Ratings: PG
Words Count: ~900 words
Summary: Title says it all. =)
Reviews and comments are always welcomed. Enjoy!
LJ Entries - Kakairu style (Chapter 9)
People, Iruka is mine.
location: bedroom
mood: loved
music: none.
As per title, Iruka is mine from this day onwards. Therefore we’re going to set some rules here. Do pay attention to these rules, especially to those who happen to be highly trained perverts. Genma, yes, I’m talking about you.
Konoha Latest Rules by Hatake Kakashi (effective from 21st August 2009):
1. Iruka’s ass is mine.
2. Iruka’s crotch is mine.
3. Iruka is mine.
4. So, don’t touch.
5. On second thought, don’t even look. Genma strips someone just by looking at him or her.
6. And that has nothing to do with bloodline limit. That guy is plain perverted.
7. No one is allowed in the onsen when Iruka is in there, except Hatake Kakashi.
8. This includes the female onsen.
9. Because Anko dug 38 hidden holes on the wall separating the two onsen and we faked oblivion because Ibiki wanted to show off his hot body.
10. And the holes do provide two ways view.
11. For all of those who are in possession of Iruka’s naked or hot pictures, you have exactly thirty minutes to submit them to me. I repeat, to ME, not Iruka.
12. The same goes to Iruka’s naked or hot videos. And all the other related stuffs.
13. Genma, send your soft copy collection to me.
14. And delete the folder once you’re done.
15. Brown haired, tanned skin man with a scar across his nose is never to make presence in any of Jiraiya’s stories except when it includes a silver haired hunk with a scar on his left eye as the man’s lover.
This is part 1 of unknown for the rules. We still have a long way to go.
The punishment for breaking any of these rules will be facing my wrath along with all the jutsu that I’m capable of - Raikiri and Thousand Years of Pain included.
On the site note, I really, really love you, Iruka. So can you please untie me already? I’m getting sore from typing like this…
Tags: Iruka love, rules, Fuck yeah I’m Iruka’s boyfriend!!!
Posted on August 21st, 2009 at 7.43pm |
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You guys are together already??!!
~Tsunade
Obviously.
~Kakashi
The talk went well huh? Blah, congratulations anyway.
~Tsunade
Thanks. And submit your Iruka secret collection to me.
~Kakashi
Damn it, Hatake!!!
~Tsunade
I’m heart broken… Why… Kakashi-sama why??? He has no boobs!!!
~Anonymous
Fuck off. He’s mine.
~Iruka
Yes, I’m yours. Only yours, Iruka.
~Kakashi
Aww, you guys are so sweet! By the way, FUCK OFF anon!
~Sakura
Oi, do we really need to return those?
~Tsume
We drugged you guys. We helped. *pouts*
~Hana
No exceptions.
~Kakashi
FINE. Kiba, go and get those boxes under my bed!
~Tsume
And mine too.
~Hana
Are you two crazy?! There’re 32 boxes for fuck’s sake!
~Kiba
Damn, I have only 23.
~Kakashi
You have 32 and 23 boxes of WHAT?!
~Iruka
Whoa, and you people call me the pervert. I have 18 boxes only.
~Genma
And another 18gb of soft copy. We don’t call you a pervert for nothing.
~Raidou
You’ve been prying into my hidden files, haven’t you?
~Genma
A folder named hottie Iruka on your desktop is NOT considered hidden.
~Raidou
Yeah, I copied that folder couple of months ago.
~Izumo
Genma has 18gb of WHAT?! And Izumo did WHAT?!
~Iruka
Ah, Iruka went ballistic.
~Raidou
I idolize you guys. I have only 10.
~Kotetsu
Anko has 36 by now and she’s still searching.
~Ibiki
Truly the Goddess of Perverts. She can move already?
~Kotetsu
Barely. Ibiki is such a beast. Ah, found another 2!
~Anko
I have none… Tsunade-sama sabotaged mine… *cries*
~Shizune
Poor thing. I think my final count is 38 boxes, I couldn’t find any of them anymore.
~Anko
Respect, utter respect.
~Tsunade
I admit defeat to our one and only Goddess of Perverts - Mitarashi Anko.
~Tsume
My collection should reach your place in two days time. That’s what DHL told me.
~Itachi
Ah, thank you. I’ll lengthen the thirty minutes time limit just for you.
~Kakashi
I’ll kill you, Itachi.
~Sasuke
Thanks, Kakashi.
Whatever you like, foolish little brother. Whatever you like.
~Itachi
Hn.
~Sasuke
Does any of you realize that Gai has been awfully quiet lately? He doesn’t even post comment here.
~Jiraiya
Oh, I blocked him.
~Kakashi
YOU WHAT?!
~Jiraiya
Blocked him. Give me your Iruka collection?
~Kakashi
Get it from Tsunade. She robbed me.
~Jiraiya
Okay, why do you people have so many Iruka-sensei’s goodies??!!
~Naruto
So troublesome…
~Shikamaru
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A/N: The idea for the rules part is taken from H.E.Gray’s “Things That Team 19 Are No Longer Allowed to Do” and Wordsplat’s “Acting Your Age” on FF.net. Credits to those geniuses, I did absolutely nothing. If any of you think that this is considered as a plagiarism or sort, please do tell me. I’ll take this down and rewrite it. =D
This will be the second last chapter of the series. I hope you guys have enjoyed it so far. Do feed me with some reviews and make me happy if I’ve made you smiled, grinned, chuckled, laughed or whatever with this series. And respect to those who read my uber long author notes. <3