Thoughts
Title: Thoughts
Pairings: Kakairu
Genre: Angst, Humour, Romance
Rating: PG
Words Count: ~1200 words
Disclaimers: Not mine.
Thoughts
You know, I’ve been thinking recently - thinking that we spend too little time together, like… really little kind of little.
How so?
Well, you spend more time in the hospital rather than our apartment, and when you’re not in the hospital, you’re on missions. Don’t get me wrong, Kakashi. I’m not angry or sad or complaining or anything. I’m a ninja, remember? I understand.
It’s just that sometimes my hormones decide to act like a raging teenager, and I’ll start to miss you so very much when you’re not around. To tell you the truth, I personally think that missing you that much won’t be considered as healthy anymore. Not that I care anyway. I want to miss you. See, the hormones are kicking in again. I wonder what my students will think when they know that their teacher is acting exactly like them - bratty much.
But still, that’s not the worst part. You basically can guess what the worst part is for me already, seeing that you have a very perverted mind after all. Hey, I’m not complaining about you being a pervert. I like you being a pervert, that’s who you really are. So please don’t take it seriously for all the times I yell at you whenever you exhibit your vast selections of perverted acts because I secretly enjoy it, so does everyone else of course - you own a body that kills along with a face that murders after all.
However, I won’t tell you any of these so stop dreaming about it okay? You’re already smug enough as you are, overly confident to be precise. Now, just who on earth will stand still and let Anko snatches off the towel, the only towel that serves to cover up one’s lower part? Only you, Hatake Kakashi. Only you. Freaking exhibitionist but I still love you… and your body too. I won’t deny that I got a little jealous though, since I’m a pretty honest man - to you and to myself.
Anyway, now that I thought about this, I remember that the hospital was full for one whole week after that incident because of some major cases of blood loss. That’s why the onsen wall is dark brown in colour, in case you still haven’t figured it out. Well, the only outcome of that little accident was you got yourself a lot more fan girls than you did before. Serves you right, Kakashi. Yes, I’m laughing at you. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Okay, not funny. I know. I’m pouting.
And yeah, the worst part is I always get really horny when you’re not around. I really, really miss you. And I miss you really, really badly. Worrying about you is not even worth mentioning anymore, because I do it as much as I breathe.
No, Kakashi. You’re not allowed to laugh because that was corny. I’m trying to be romantic here, damn it!
…. Somehow, I’ve strayed very far from the original topic. I was going to talk about our limited time together but now I’m talking about how hot and how smug you are, at the same time trying to be romantic with you. See, you’re distracting, I told you. You’re distracting even if you’re laying here just sleeping, with tubes piercing your body and your face white as the sheets - you’re still one hell of a distracting person. Bastard.
And don’t try to explain to me what bastard is. I know. I always use the word because I need a curse word which is on the polite side so that using it on you won’t get me fired. Plus, you’re definitely enough of a bastard to make me use that curse word on you. Just… stop trying, Kakashi. I know bastard means an illegitimate child and I know you are a legitimate child so will you please shut up?
Thankyouverymuch.
Okay, officially back to topic. I was talking about how little time we spent together, and I really wish that we could have more. It’s impossible, I understand that but I can still wish for it, right? Man is nothing without dreams. Don’t call me to go to sleep, Kakashi. You always do this whenever I say the quote, it’s irritating. You very well know that I don’t dream a lot when I sleep - I’m among the very few ninja who are blessed with the ability to sleep like dead.
Hey, that’s a very important ability okay? I know you’re secretly jealous of me, smoochie pie. Why is it so important you ask? Because when you have a nightmare, I want to be strong. I want to be strong enough to hold you close and piece you back into one complete piece. I want to be able to chase away the dreams that hurt you deep and light up the circle of darkness that surrounds you whenever you got it bad.
For some reasons, I’ve gotten really well at being corny. Must be the influences of Icha Icha. I’m hopeless.
But I meant every single word I said - I want to be strong for you. That’s why I’m not crying right now - no matter how much it hurts to see you like this, lifeless and unmoving and not doing your usual perverted stuffs. And it’s not because of I don’t care or I’m not worried, but it’s simply because of I care too much and I worry too much to be crying right now.
I have to be strong for you, Kakashi.
So will you be strong for me too?
I’m so tired of talking to myself. You have to wake up so that I can talk to you, nag on you, yell at you and if you’re good, I’ll moan for you. Or do you prefer a whimper? Roar perhaps? Well, perhaps not. I don’t want our neighbours to throw tomatoes on our apartment door again. That was what happened the last time I roared in sex. And you were such a jerk by making me cleaned all the mess by myself since you had a mission right away.
… Are you even listening?
I guess I’ll stop talking now. I’m so tired. Let me sleep for a while and wake me up if you’re awake before I do, okay?
Love you, Kakashi.
Good night.
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.
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Are you fucking kidding me?!
You just have to be a bastard, don’t you? Even if it’s about something as simple as waking up. Don’t give me that look, Hatake. I’m calling the nurse now.
No, sex deprived is not a reason to have hospital sex. Don’t talk when you’re sounding positively like a frog. Fine, a sex deprived frog. Happy?
Drink some water, will you?
… Get your hands off me!! I can’t call the nurse like this. Hatake, you’ve been sleeping for the past two months and the first thing you think about when you’re awake is fucking sex??!! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Goddamnit!
HATAKE, HANDS OFF, NOW!!!
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Welcome back, love.
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A/N: I haven’t been writing any KakaIru one-shots for a while so yeah, I came up with this. Ehehe, this is the first time I write using the first person point of view, I hope it didn’t turn out weird. Enjoy! =D
Pairings: Kakairu
Genre: Angst, Humour, Romance
Rating: PG
Words Count: ~1200 words
Disclaimers: Not mine.
Thoughts
You know, I’ve been thinking recently - thinking that we spend too little time together, like… really little kind of little.
How so?
Well, you spend more time in the hospital rather than our apartment, and when you’re not in the hospital, you’re on missions. Don’t get me wrong, Kakashi. I’m not angry or sad or complaining or anything. I’m a ninja, remember? I understand.
It’s just that sometimes my hormones decide to act like a raging teenager, and I’ll start to miss you so very much when you’re not around. To tell you the truth, I personally think that missing you that much won’t be considered as healthy anymore. Not that I care anyway. I want to miss you. See, the hormones are kicking in again. I wonder what my students will think when they know that their teacher is acting exactly like them - bratty much.
But still, that’s not the worst part. You basically can guess what the worst part is for me already, seeing that you have a very perverted mind after all. Hey, I’m not complaining about you being a pervert. I like you being a pervert, that’s who you really are. So please don’t take it seriously for all the times I yell at you whenever you exhibit your vast selections of perverted acts because I secretly enjoy it, so does everyone else of course - you own a body that kills along with a face that murders after all.
However, I won’t tell you any of these so stop dreaming about it okay? You’re already smug enough as you are, overly confident to be precise. Now, just who on earth will stand still and let Anko snatches off the towel, the only towel that serves to cover up one’s lower part? Only you, Hatake Kakashi. Only you. Freaking exhibitionist but I still love you… and your body too. I won’t deny that I got a little jealous though, since I’m a pretty honest man - to you and to myself.
Anyway, now that I thought about this, I remember that the hospital was full for one whole week after that incident because of some major cases of blood loss. That’s why the onsen wall is dark brown in colour, in case you still haven’t figured it out. Well, the only outcome of that little accident was you got yourself a lot more fan girls than you did before. Serves you right, Kakashi. Yes, I’m laughing at you. Ha. Ha. Ha.
Okay, not funny. I know. I’m pouting.
And yeah, the worst part is I always get really horny when you’re not around. I really, really miss you. And I miss you really, really badly. Worrying about you is not even worth mentioning anymore, because I do it as much as I breathe.
No, Kakashi. You’re not allowed to laugh because that was corny. I’m trying to be romantic here, damn it!
…. Somehow, I’ve strayed very far from the original topic. I was going to talk about our limited time together but now I’m talking about how hot and how smug you are, at the same time trying to be romantic with you. See, you’re distracting, I told you. You’re distracting even if you’re laying here just sleeping, with tubes piercing your body and your face white as the sheets - you’re still one hell of a distracting person. Bastard.
And don’t try to explain to me what bastard is. I know. I always use the word because I need a curse word which is on the polite side so that using it on you won’t get me fired. Plus, you’re definitely enough of a bastard to make me use that curse word on you. Just… stop trying, Kakashi. I know bastard means an illegitimate child and I know you are a legitimate child so will you please shut up?
Thankyouverymuch.
Okay, officially back to topic. I was talking about how little time we spent together, and I really wish that we could have more. It’s impossible, I understand that but I can still wish for it, right? Man is nothing without dreams. Don’t call me to go to sleep, Kakashi. You always do this whenever I say the quote, it’s irritating. You very well know that I don’t dream a lot when I sleep - I’m among the very few ninja who are blessed with the ability to sleep like dead.
Hey, that’s a very important ability okay? I know you’re secretly jealous of me, smoochie pie. Why is it so important you ask? Because when you have a nightmare, I want to be strong. I want to be strong enough to hold you close and piece you back into one complete piece. I want to be able to chase away the dreams that hurt you deep and light up the circle of darkness that surrounds you whenever you got it bad.
For some reasons, I’ve gotten really well at being corny. Must be the influences of Icha Icha. I’m hopeless.
But I meant every single word I said - I want to be strong for you. That’s why I’m not crying right now - no matter how much it hurts to see you like this, lifeless and unmoving and not doing your usual perverted stuffs. And it’s not because of I don’t care or I’m not worried, but it’s simply because of I care too much and I worry too much to be crying right now.
I have to be strong for you, Kakashi.
So will you be strong for me too?
I’m so tired of talking to myself. You have to wake up so that I can talk to you, nag on you, yell at you and if you’re good, I’ll moan for you. Or do you prefer a whimper? Roar perhaps? Well, perhaps not. I don’t want our neighbours to throw tomatoes on our apartment door again. That was what happened the last time I roared in sex. And you were such a jerk by making me cleaned all the mess by myself since you had a mission right away.
… Are you even listening?
I guess I’ll stop talking now. I’m so tired. Let me sleep for a while and wake me up if you’re awake before I do, okay?
Love you, Kakashi.
Good night.
.
.
.
.
.
Are you fucking kidding me?!
You just have to be a bastard, don’t you? Even if it’s about something as simple as waking up. Don’t give me that look, Hatake. I’m calling the nurse now.
No, sex deprived is not a reason to have hospital sex. Don’t talk when you’re sounding positively like a frog. Fine, a sex deprived frog. Happy?
Drink some water, will you?
… Get your hands off me!! I can’t call the nurse like this. Hatake, you’ve been sleeping for the past two months and the first thing you think about when you’re awake is fucking sex??!! Are you fucking kidding me?!
Goddamnit!
HATAKE, HANDS OFF, NOW!!!
.
.
.
Welcome back, love.
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A/N: I haven’t been writing any KakaIru one-shots for a while so yeah, I came up with this. Ehehe, this is the first time I write using the first person point of view, I hope it didn’t turn out weird. Enjoy! =D