Every Girl's Crazy Bout A Sharp Dressed Man.

[dlacey]

Looking for the perfect suit for that special occasion? Well look no further. I give you the Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo. No, really. I wonder how long before this starts showing up at cons.

Also, while you're there, don't forget to pick up your very own Squirrel Underpants. Rid your yard of naked vermin.

Comments

[marykaykare]

Well, the bacon tuxedo is an excellent idea of course, but the squirrel underpants? I want to see a video of someone putting those things on an squirrel. Heh.

MKK--in Seattle, home of Arche McPhee

[mjlayman]

Not just putting them on -- I feed the squirrels enough that I'm pretty sure they'd need a larger size!

[mvt]

I picked up a bacon chocolate bar at Wegmans.