Senior health care solution

[dlanor]

Senior health care solution -

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 politicans and 2 illegal immigrants!

Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals

Comments

[geordie]

See, now that's funny.

I'd rather shoot one hospital exec and one drug company exec then one politician and one illegal though.

When we were in the ER a couple of weeks ago the admin person was very surprised that we had medical insurance and were happy to provide real ID.

We should all just get the same health care that senators or congressmen get, if they got the same as us I think it would smarten them up really fast.

[canyoncat]

Hmmm, and I thought about just killing myself. This is a much better idea! Do I get free internet too? I might even be willing to buy myself something larger and at least get rid of a few more politicians! :P