I like kids, but this is hilarious

[dlowber]

"I cannot stand goddamn kids so if this was supposed to be heart warming it failed on every level.  Do you have any idea how much of MY life is regulated because of stupid goddamn kids that I don’t have?  From back windows I can't roll down to lighters I can't light to medicine caps I can't open to that insufferable beeping that you can hear in the

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[sailor_asteroid]

LMAO!
The gum dick one is good! But don't suggest it to Catholics. Or Mormons. They're against that whole contraception, free will of women thingie that popped up 30 years ago :P

[dlowber]

Women are baby factories, nothing more. It says so in the Bible, so that means it must be true. Also, if you disrespect your parents you get stoned to death. Testify!

[ravenmanifesto]

Yes! Bring back the eighties with the razorblade vaginal inserts! It's the latest trend!

[fyrepixie]

LMAO!!!!!