Oh my fucking God Frike! LMFAO!! Yes, quality time with the cell phone on vibrate would be just what the doctor ordered. Or someone could just get me a vibrator. That way I wouldn't have to pray that nobody smells anything goofy when they use my phone. LMFAO! Sooo just kidding. Or am I?
Yep, you can wrap your cellular telephone in a special made condom so that you can use it for any kind of sexual act or fantasy that you desire, and when you're done, you just remove it and throw it away!
Your phone remains 100% clean, fresh smelling and disease-free! You won't have any unexpected deliveries after nine months either!
I think they should call it "phone phun" or something like that. They should also come in a warm sensations variation, so your cell phone can jizz orange! YAY!
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Sheesh, my god, you're so uptight.
When did you get so busy, rushed,
and totally stressed out?
I think you need some quality
time with your cell phone on vibrate.
-Frike
Just jokin', you're even "talented",
whatever that means. "Talented" is
pretty vague... could mean anything...
Ewwww, I wonder what Holly can do...
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LMFAO!!
Yes, quality time with the cell phone on vibrate would be just what the doctor ordered.
Or someone could just get me a vibrator.
That way I wouldn't have to pray that nobody smells anything goofy when they use my phone.
LMFAO!
Sooo just kidding.
Or am I?
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they have phone condoms you know.
Yep, you can wrap your cellular
telephone in a special made condom
so that you can use it for any kind
of sexual act or fantasy that you
desire, and when you're done, you
just remove it and throw it away!
Your phone remains 100% clean, fresh
smelling and disease-free! You won't
have any unexpected deliveries after
nine months either!
I think they should call it "phone phun"
or something like that. They should also
come in a warm sensations variation, so
your cell phone can jizz orange! YAY!
I can just SEE the commericial now:
"New from the makers of fleshy, the ( ... )
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ROFLMAO!
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god i love having the COOLEST brother ever.
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