Meme....

[dlyuber]

Stolen from lalaithlockhart...although my answer is not quite as amusing as hers:)

Find the nearest book to you, turn to page 45, and read the first sentence: this describes your sex life in 2012.

And so: "Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon's choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen, clutching his head and staring out of the window into

Comments

[lalaithlockhart]

Haha! Nice. :-) It's amazing how these sentences transform!

[jetsan_supreme]

The Mazda was sold for two hundred dollars, and most of the money was immediately invested in a twelve foot U-Haul rental truck.

- Grisham's "the Firm"