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[dmalfoy_]

So this summer ended with an inordinate amount of dead plants being strewn around because my mother lost the motherfucking plot, as usual. She also destroyed my laptop, and I couldn't be bothered buying a new one. Hence my long absence. Because I didn't want to use a school computer. Who knows what I could catch from it? Hell, I know where MY hands

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[cael_macnair]

Good to see you're alive.

[dmalfoy_]

Likewise, my pretty.

[angeloo]

Yes indeed, I imagine we'd catch something particularly nasty from any one of your lot. Most gryffindor's I know are saving themselves for someone special!

[angeloo]

Incase you didn't get that, I was insinuating you were a slut.

[dmalfoy_]

I got it. Eat shit and die, Ruet.

[lavenderb]

I miss you too sometimes.

[dmalfoy_]

I miss you too. I don't know why you'd miss me, considering you have PARVATI to wear all my fucking clothes.

[lavenderb]

I told you to come claim them and you never showed up, I didn't tell her to start wearing them you know.

[dmalfoy_]

I hope she catches cooties from them all.

Fellow Syltherin

[blade_darkstorm]

Draco! I've been looking all over for you. You probably don't know me. I'm Blade Darkstorm, I'm a new Slytherin, transferred from some American Wizard's school that my aunt sent me to. By the way if you hear from a little Gryffidnor brat named Timothy Stryke, tell him his cousin has a paper for him to write. Nice meeting you, Ciao!