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dmalfoy_

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Jan 16, 2005 17:57

I had a fairly generic, albeit very Malfoy-esque Christmas. Read into that as you will, as I'm sure I just pissed off or terrified muggleborns everywhere. Yes, I went home. No, I did not get drunk at the Christmas Dinnertable. Yes, my parents got hold of another two muggles and potentially tortured them in my dungeon. No, I did not step in and ( Read more... )

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lavenderb January 16 2005, 02:00:28 UTC

I've sent you something.

dmalfoy_ January 16 2005, 05:23:06 UTC

What is it?

lavenderb January 16 2005, 13:36:31 UTC

Some of my coffee, since you seemed to like it so much.

dmalfoy_ January 18 2005, 18:37:03 UTC

Oh. Thank you, Lavender.

star_ruet January 16 2005, 04:33:55 UTC

Would it be totally, utterly inconcievable for us to break up just once and have you be civilised and polite to me, rather than a complete jerk?

dmalfoy_ January 16 2005, 05:22:46 UTC

Uh. What what be the fun in that?

star_ruet January 16 2005, 05:33:47 UTC

It does actually hurt, you know. Even though i'm such a cold unfeeling bitch.

dmalfoy_ January 16 2005, 05:35:36 UTC

I thought the reason we broke up allowed me to do whatever I liked? And that reason was....?

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cael_macnair January 16 2005, 05:07:18 UTC

Yeah, just try it. I'm watching and waiting.

dmalfoy_ January 16 2005, 05:22:21 UTC

So are we. We'll nab you AND the biscuit tin.

cael_macnair January 16 2005, 06:34:44 UTC

Are you two planning to eat me too?

dmalfoy_ January 16 2005, 06:36:19 UTC

Well. I'm not so sure about Tale, but I wasn't planning on putting my mouth anywhere near you. =)

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antigeekgranger January 16 2005, 21:58:09 UTC

I'm rather fond of that plant, thank you.

dmalfoy_ January 18 2005, 19:30:53 UTC

If you want to keep petting it, you'll have to take care of it. You have to clean its quills, now its grown them, and make sure it's leaves don't furl up and go yellow. It goes outside rolls around in Merlin-knows-what and comes back inside and looks disgusting and filthy, and I shouldn't be the one who always has to pick the dirt off it.

antigeekgranger January 20 2005, 11:27:11 UTC

Fair enough.

dmalfoy_ January 21 2005, 05:57:00 UTC

Would you be able to look after it tonight when I go out for dinner?

_justtonks January 17 2005, 17:53:37 UTC

No, I did not step in and valiantly save them, on account of my last name not being Potter.

Should be read as:

No, I did not step in and valiantly save them, on account of my being a dirty rotten ignorant and apathetic waste of space.

dmalfoy_ January 17 2005, 20:38:54 UTC

You and everyone else know where I live. Where were you, then, if their lives mean so much?

Aw. You weren't here. What a typical scenario.

_justtonks January 18 2005, 12:15:44 UTC

Why go all the way up to Wiltshire when I can bedevile you right now and constantly?

dmalfoy_ January 18 2005, 18:39:12 UTC

Because if you'd get off your ass and get it together and stop whingeing about how immoral and pathetic I am, you could've saved their lives by now.

Alas. Hahahaha. Sucks to be you. Poor little muggles, though. I almost care, too.

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