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[dmalfoy_]

Narcissa's really fucking outdone herself this time, I'm thinner than her so she fucking makes me get married

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[insidiousslyth]

Figures.

[dmalfoy_]

Hey, she's all yours.

[lavenderb]

I can explain.

[dmalfoy_]

Oh yes; she can indeed. I can, even moreso.

My mother is fucking insane. She likes to think that I'm going to knock some vague, clueless blonde pureblood girl up and then whittle away my life babysitting the kid.

[cael_macnair]

Haha, if it's not one thing, it's another, isn't it?

[dmalfoy_]

Want to be bridesmaid, darling?

[cael_macnair]

No.

[dmalfoy_]

Cranky, are we?