What is beyond the laughs ( Read more... )

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hahahahaha somedays i love being alive

Last night was the not the best start to my time at home ( Read more... )

i have a final in 5 hours that i have barely glanced at instead im rapping along to kanye.

the name of the album? college dropout.

SAT question and answer section.

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"Antiques of the Future ( Read more... )

It has been a strange couple days. My crazy/mentally retarded college writing professor thinks i'm a "mental masturbator" because i pretended to finger myself in class a few days ago. Today, we had to do a 15 minute free writing assignment and I wrote this. I edited and revised it a bit since than ( Read more... )

Consider me to be a fly on the wall with a bird's eye view ( Read more... )

Turkey and Sceientology: A Marder Thankgiving Story ( Read more... )

Dear Sleeping Pills,

I'd like to be able one night to get 7 or MAYBE even 8 hours of sleep. Please make this wish a reality. I'll provide you a comfortable home in my drawer and stomach lining if you accomplish this formidable task.