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[dmawson314]

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[um_bubbles]

I like that poem.
Twenty isn't so different from 19, really.

[silentplummet]

And you haven't gotten laid yet? You'd better pray you don't turn into a christmas tree...

[dmawson314]

My success with 'the ladies' is marginal at best. Barring a miracle, the only way I'm not going to die a virgin is if I encounter an anatomically compatible extra-terrestrial with ridiculously low standards. :-\

P.S. Thanks for the reminder, slapdick.

[alexnicole]

So what does that make me...
=(

[dmawson314]

a carbon-based bipedal lifeform with a ridiculously raunchy reaction to redheads?

[xsepticemiax]

mmmmmm starbucks... happy early birthday if i don't talk to you on the day.

[skyhigh24]

Personally, I'm terrified of turning 20. But I can't wait to be 21!