Rabu Retta~
Dearest flat_foot ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're mean. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the Elton John concert and I saw you sit on the Montreal Canadian’s goalie.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that you need a sex-change.
I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll be keeping the results of that blood-sample as a memento.
You should probably also know that I hate your cooking and...the apartment building may be on fire.
Good luck in jail,
dmjewelle
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I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're mean. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass at the Elton John concert and I saw you sit on the Montreal Canadian’s goalie.
I'm sure you're man enough to understand that you need a sex-change.
I'm returning your old New Kids on the Block blanket to you, but I'll be keeping the results of that blood-sample as a memento.
You should probably also know that I hate your cooking and...the apartment building may be on fire.
Good luck in jail,
dmjewelle
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