Title: It’s Only Because They Tempted Me
            Definition: “Slut”, synonyms…Whore…Kazuya…^^
Author: Soir
Genre: SMUTCRACK Sorry, more JE bashing. Why does it come so easy?
Pairing: Mmmm….Kame X The World
Rating: Hahaa…NC-17
Disclaimer: RUSERIOZ?! I don’t own JE! But I own Lee Jun Gi, OMGYEAY!
Notes: *Big kisses to
paddyabroad::: The Third installment in the “ ( Read more... )

Title: A Memorable Five Minutes
Fandom: Yuuki (JE/Trinity Stone?)
Pairing: Hama/Yuuki
Rating: ~PG-13 IDK!
Author's Notes: Not meant to be angst at all but that’s kinda how it turned out. (There is too much in that movie already.) ;_;  AHH, I go against my own sayings! But, angst can not be quashed, amIrite?!)

( ...I want to read more OguriKazu fics!!! I want to write more too!!!! But I HAVE NO TALENT!!! >.< )

Title: Chapter 2 - >No Cool Title<

Author: Soir

Paring: Akame (KAMEnishi)…Pikame…NishiNashi

Rating: PG-13, for language…

Genre: Pi-Bashing…In honor of Paddy.

Disclaimer: I laugh. Oh, and today I dropped three quarters on the ground>>>the extent of my wallet. ^^ (Of course, I picked those quarters back up, ha, ha, ha…)

Notes: Ugh, looking back, ( Read more... )

Title: Chapter 1 - Oranges, Ties, and Moldy Boxes
Author: Soir

Pairing: Akame, mmmmm…A.K.A.>>> Kamenishi (And perhaps some NishiNashi! OMG, HAHAHHAAAA!!!!!! *speechless*> Ryo X Kazuya?!??!!!!!! NishiYa?)
Rating:………………………………….TBO
Disclaimer: Oddly enough, the idea of owning them is kind of a turnoff…Sure, I’d like to meet them…Buuut….*is afraid her ( Read more... )

Title: Shampoo
Author: Soir
Pairing: PIN!
Genre: Vague, short,
Rating: R I guess
Disclaimer: I own neither Kimi wa Petto nor JE people…Shit, yes I do.
Notes: BECAUSE she has been so mean and has infected me with numerous cases of the “PlotRODENTS,” 
paddyabroad is hereby given the gift of vague, quick, and SHORT smut with random tense changes. Because I wanted to ( Read more... )

Title: Just Because I have Boobs, Doesn’t Mean You Can Mock Me!
    Besides, I’ve Always Wanted Them
Author: dn_soir
Genre: Crack
Rating: Mainly PG-13~R…
Disclaimer: >.<;;; Not really! And seriously, I only bash JE because I love them so much. Also, I forget who it was, but I thank whoever came up with the catchy phrase “YamapiSHIT.” ^^ It very much ( Read more... )

Title: Synonyms for “Jin”
Author: dn_soir
Pairing: Jin/Everyone? Nonexistent
Genre: Crack
Rating: PG-13 (but only because of language and certain magazines.) And THE LENGTH, OMG I’M SO SORRY IT’S SO SHORT! I CANNOT THINK!

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But we all know something like this most definitely happened. *pwned*

Title: Exchanging Gifts
Author: Soir
Rating: R-ish? IDK!)
Fandom: JE
Summary: CRACK!
Disclaimer: Haha…Um…Jin owns everyone’s ass…
Notes: So I’ll be honest. I really really dislike angst, so when I look at fan-fiction lists and see that angst has pretty much dominated EVERY fandom ( Read more... )

Yeay, People, Be haaaapppy!!!

Title: Stripper
Author: dn_soir
Rating: PG-13, maybe?
Fandom: JE
Summary: CRACK!
Disclaimer: >.< Fever to Future!! ^^
Notes: Because the world needs more questionable crack.
( Ryo, of course, was skeptical of Jin’s smile and unnerved by Yamapi’s. They assured him that they would only be doing some good, old-fashioned, clean fun. )