i am very sleepy

[dnalloh]

just getting home from work
i found a little vile of perfume on the table and went to pull off the lid
i realized there was no lid and that i had taken off the top
i put the top back on and, in doing so, sprayed myself right on the lips

now my face reeks of gross perfume and it's all i can smell

poop

Comments

[arramnhoj]

well why would you get poop perfume in the first place?

[dnalloh]

think about your question johnny -

why WOULDNT i?