inside jokes... my (somewhat) long list of them...
Ok, so I decided to make a list of all the inside jokes I have with people... I hope I can remember all of them...
*Emily*
...yeah I can't remember all of them, but here's what I do remember...
Laura:
-four year olds don't talk
-almost hitting 70 year old men while they are crossing the crosswalk
-always getting DQ all the time... haha Brownie Batter Blizzards...
-that chick petting the scales on the fish
-there's no surfing in the hood
-you offended Simba by spelling his name wrong!
-gross gross Chinese food
-lol me lifting up that skirt while we were in Target
-is it out yet?!
-are you at your computer?
-love Dave... it's a command
-Dragon Tales... your guilty pleasure haha
-pimping
-my dad hitting me in the head with the oar
-running over that curb in front of BK
-laughing in the movies while some lady dies
-calling the number back on my cell and it's my cousin
-parents dating
-is he built?... Idk I thought it would be impolite to ask to see him naked...
-screaming b/c you think you're gonna hit the guy on that lawnmower
-the band ppl not getting out of the way... haha I'M NOT EVEN PLAYING YOU BETTER MOVE OUT OF THE FREAKING WAY!!
-haha an older twin... not blonde at all...
-Will... enough said... lol you know exactly what I mean
-Jerry calling us
-that song we made up... it went from country to rock...
-running the stop sign... haha I totally didn't even see that there!
-if I was a girl I'd want hair like his...
-all the guys are all about you all the time... him and him and him... and oh yeah don't forget him and him...
-sneaking DQ into that movie...
-four o'clock...
-paying for things in quarters...
-cds flying out the window
-you and Tiff leaving me with the stalker... you know who...
-lol just your driving... it's not bad... it's just... interesting...
-hot flashes... MENOPAUSE!!
-Spongebob triangle pants... or circle pants...
-it pouring while we're waiting at the DQ drive through window... and then you making me run inside, and I end up getting soaked...
-backing up into the mailbox...
-hitting all the animals...
-Bob's mad at you...
-holy lord!
-Iggy staring at you...
-your brother is hott... haha he'll look like Matt Damon when he gets older...
-a laugh and a half... hahahah
-Cap'n Crunch withdrawal... haha oh my...
-that whole quart of ice cream...
-I'll turn into a Cap'n Crunch...
Cassie:
-we're animal abusers
-saran wrap
-Rockaway Junior and Rockaway Senior and the original Rockaway
-toad races
-you stepping on Rockaway
-possessed tomatoes
-we have to watch Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
-dolphin-seals
-jungle party 2004 baby!!
-haha I have a budha hamster
-you playing with the hamster for half an hour
-running around your house in a safari hat
-steel drums of the islands or whatever it was...
-haha you can spell!!
-neutered hamsters...
-lol hamsters CAN be neutered...
-haha do the chicken dance... I can't believe I just said that...
-Joe needs to learn to read girls' thingy-s...
-yeeyeah... always said out loud...
-lol you're on menopause...
Kim:
-no flowers
-she could sit on you
-you're just honest
-you got your eyebrow pierced!
-pimple on your neck... I didn't even know that was possible... lol
-you like obese ppl and I like anorexic ppl...
-you def. look like Christina Ricci in that one picture...
-Italian ppl have a certain "look" to them...
- ^^ which means Amanda's your favorite Italian chick of all time...
-you shrink when you wear flip-flops...
Megan:
-ostriches don't drive
-haha just ostriches in general
-cheating death... 16 times...
-ostriches go bagah!!
-dolphin-seals
-Jesse's hott
Tiff:
-Hozien... enough said...
-that straw sticking out of your purse
-Buxy humpbacking her way down the aisle...
-stalker... you know like on the Mickey D's commercial!
-you and Laura just leaving me with him...
-skating
-I'm getting molested by those boys...
Amanda:
-air hockey...
-Chad... yeah enough said...
-Danny needs to cut his hair...
-gummy bears...
Graham:
-always singing
-cowboy boots
-belt buckle
-eating all Nikki's food at the track meet
-sing for two seconds, wait for ten minutes
-is there a Ben on the lax team?!
-diff. guy every weekend... which is NOT true!
-shorty shirt...
-my accent...
-home
-boat
-Comm Tech.. just that class in general is a joke...
-burning my finger
-G-dawg
-in the ghetto
-Joe in the KKK suit
-you're so mean to me... haha sorry I just had to put that in there...
Danny:
-Chinese food... so gross
-mashed potatoe flavored ice cream... also really gross...
-Brownie Batter Blizzard... you still owe me...
-orange shirt from the Gap
-yellow scrunchy
-jelly bracelets I always forget to wear
-you always passing my house
-pink nail polish is better than purple
-fball games... your love for them...
-face masks...
-bright colors...
-the tic-tac-toe board being perfect...
-remembering things from so long ago...
-lots of animals at your house...
-IGGY BABY!
-you don't own a computer...
Joe Mama:
-Boscov's
-hide and seek
-you're a super genius...
-the points game... which I'm still winning...
-you need to learn how to read girls' thingy-s...
-your accident in youth group... lol and it went all over the floor too...
-your "fan club"
-older twin... you still need to get on that...
Peanut:
-painting your nails
-sawushas
-death by lethal injection
-I'm taller, hotter, faster, and smarter...
-get your tall, hott, fast, smart sleep...
Alex:
-do you know the muffin man?
-squid juice
-all the fights with Amanda
-Sarah and Corey... the whole summer and not talking...
-Mrs. Weed...
-tomorrow has one m and two r's...
Evan:
-pimp
-I have the better butt
-pecan twirl gets eaten LAST!
-Graham... yeah the whole gay thing... haha very funny...
-not packing my lunch... you're online all the time you could just go pack your lunch the night before...
-you have a bony waist
-Dean, Tony, Pimp...
-four-letter nicknames...
-Chris... enough said...
-leaving comments... yeah you're getting behind in that!!
-Joey... I know you love him...
Joey:
-Evan... haha he soo loves you...
-setting up an appointment...
-fishnet shirt...
-always walking behind me
-scaring the crap out of me b/c you show up out of nowhere...
-blue hair...
-my purple hair being mad sexy...
-you get the mexican football players...
-claiming the hott fball players...
-football games in general...
Ben:
-the new girl
-2 weeks
-hitting you so you'll see me...
-pizza
-me and my "bf" making out on your steps... haha yeah like that would happen
-you being mean to me so I block you...
-not getting any numbers
-the hott girls hitting on you...
Ohh my... welp I can't think of any other ones... so that's all I have for now...