Comments | dnick: I'm aging

dnick

I'm aging

Apr 03, 2005 12:18

Ok, so with all this death in the news about the right to die, I have been thinking about my death. I'll be 25 this month and that is ancient. It was scary, I almost made it through the weekend without meeting or dating a new guy this weekend. Luckily, I met David this week and he is cute and a nice kisser but not the usual love at first sight I ( Read more... )

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whatevawhateva April 3 2005, 18:38:58 UTC

Ok, if you say "love at first sight" in the same paragraph you suggest a different man every weekend, then it is obviously not love at first sight.

Also, to the other stuff, eww.

I'll take your paraphenalia, though

korin_raikozan April 3 2005, 20:45:44 UTC

I get Doug's bottom-left drawer of his bureau!!! I don't know, that earthquake may confuse Kas. To quote Margaret:

"If a guy that I like doesn't call me, immediately I think to myself, "Oh my God, I'm gonna die alone." I'm just gonna die alone, and I'm not just gonna die alone, I'm gonna die really fat, and not just regular fat, like fucking crazy fat, like so fat, that I can't even get out of bed. I have to make my own clothes out of sheets and I have two long braids...that kind of Guiness Book of World's Records fat where I'm riding a scooter, and when I die I have to be buried in a piano! Or maybe just spinster fat...sad, sad, spinster fat. I see myself waddling to the public pool at 6AM, to float on my back, and I see myself in the shower lifting up my massive breast to wash underneath it!"

iwantolicku April 4 2005, 00:25:26 UTC

hahahah, anything would confuse kas.
and no, Tom tom, I get dibs on dougs sex toy draw, i'll give you a gift certificate to shoprite so you can get produce, hehehehehe.
i miss you all, we have to get together VERY SOON. I think you guys should come up here and scare the shit out my mom, it would be hilarious.
I'm dying up here. I feel so alone. I need you guys.

korin_raikozan April 4 2005, 05:04:32 UTC

Hahaha, touche, at least get doug some pickles too

jerseynoiva April 8 2005, 04:05:14 UTC

You're a looney toon, and if I hadnt known you for soo long I'd seriously be concerned..

By the way...

You're not dying!

You are still as hot as you ever were!

If you're feeling insecure, lie about your age... duh!

If all else fails, you can always "go straight" and start rackin up new points.. in hetero relationships, older men are sexier than younger.. getting older can only increase your possibilities..

I will ttyl peanut..