you tied the rope, you watched me fall

[dnt4get2breathe]

ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A REDNECK WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM
AND THE BEEP STOPPED THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY.
 "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID."I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.  HE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER

Comments

[njfatalcorps]

ha yeah why do you and jay so gargantuan in that picture? haha. No it's not that bad but it definitely looks like you guys put on a few pounds....or fourtyyyy

[dnt4get2breathe]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i know LOL!.. we do look like porkers i dunno why oh well