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<1) The singular most boring question: what is your name?
elena
(2) Are you happy with it?
its original
(3) Are you named after anyone?
yes
(4) Are you ready for a long survey?
bring it on
(5) Your screen name?
mavschik41
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you?
no
(7) Then what would you name your children?
hannah elizabeth, and jason ryan
(8)If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be?
i dont know
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be?
i wouldnt
(10) Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name
constantly?
elana, alana...ect
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous?
elena penis?? oh no
BASICS
(12) Your gender:
female
(13) Straight/gay/bi?
straight
(14) Single?
yes
(15) Want to be?
in a way
(16) Your birth date?
jan 8
(17) Your age?
16
(18) Age you act?
idk
(19) Age you wish you were?
18
(20) Your height?
5'5"
(21) The color of your eyes?
brown
(22) Happy with it?
yes
(23) The color of your hair
dirty blonde/brown
(24) Happy with it?
yes
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous?
right
(26) Your living arrangement?
home with the nazi's
(27) Your family?
brother, mother, father
(28) Have any pets?
a dog
(29) What's your job?
sitting around
(30) Piercings?
ears
(31) Tattoos?
no
(32) Obsessions?
music
(33) Addictions?
internet
(35) Do you speak another language?
spanish
(36) Have a favorite quote?
"the hardest thing in life is loving someone and watching them love someone else"
(37) Do you have a web page?
www.xanga.com/barbiegirl666
DEEP THOUGHTS
(38) Do you live in the moment?
yes
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?
at some times
(40) Do you have any secrets?
many
(41) Do you hate yourself?
no
(42) Do you like your handwriting?
yes
(43) Do you have any bad habits?
biting my nails/lips
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?
i have pretty/cool eyes
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?
i dont know...
(46) What's your biggest fear?
getting lost by myself
47) Can you sing?
i dont know...
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?
not really
(49) Are you a loner?
no no
50) What are your number 1 priorities in life?
friends family and god
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
yeah
(52) Are you a daredevil?
yes.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?
no.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?
i dont know!!!!!!! too hard too hard too hard.
(55) Have you got a journal?
youre readin it.
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness?
god i dont know!
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
caring bout things more
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity. You can only drink out
of one. Which one would you drink of?
creativity
(59) How do you vent?
slam doors, throw things and crying
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?
very
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?
oh god yes. lets not get all mushy
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?
many ups and downs but its not half bad
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?
listen to ure mom! shes right.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?
i got curves, oh yes i do.
(65) And least?
my big ass
(66) Do you think you are good looking?
i guess. i hope im not ugly
(67) Are you confident?
yes
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?
goofy
(69) Do people know how you feel?
its pretty obvious
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?
a lot of times
DO YOU...
(71) Smoke?
no
(72) Do drugs?
no
(73) Read the newspaper?
the headlines
(74) Pray?
y
(75) Go to church?
y
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?
yes.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?
yes
(78) Take walks in the rain?
no.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?
no.
(80) Drive?
tomorrow
(81) Like to drive fast?
dont wanna die
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice?
i think i have a low man voice
(83) Hurt yourself?
used to.
(84) Been out of the country?
mexico
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?
yes
(86) Had sex?
n/a
(87) Been unfaithful?
kinda
(88) Been in love?
yes
(89) Done drugs?
no
(90) Gone skinny dipping?
no
(91) Had a medical emergency?
well when i ate a whole bottle of kids tylenol. hahah
(92) Had a surgery?
no
(93) Ran away from home?
attempted to.
(94) Played strip poker?
no
(95) Gotten beaten up?
no no
(96) Beaten someone up?
oh man my brother. many times.
(97) Been picked on?
yes
(98) Been on stage?
yes
(99) Been dancing?
yes
(100) Slept outdoors?
no
(101) Thought about suicide?
yes
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?
yea
(103) If yes, what is your record?
ummm 48? idk haha
(104) Gone one day without food?
prolly not. my ass wouldnt be this big if i would have
(105) Talked on the phone all night?
definately
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first?
yes
(107) Slept all day?
hahah almost , 18 hours. haha
(108) Killed someone?
no...not saying i didnt want to
(109) Made out with a stranger?
no
(110) Had sex with a stranger?
no
(111) Thought you're going crazy?
oh god yes
(112) Kissed the same sex?
yes
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?
nope
(114) Been betrayed?
more than once.
(115) Had a dream that came true?
yes.
(116) Broken the law?
i hope not. haha
(117) Met a famous person?
many
(118) Masturbated?
n/a???
(119) Masturbated with something other then your hand?
geez
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?
no
(121) On purpose?
no.
(122) Had sex?
....
(123) With more then 1 person?
negative.
(124) Threesome?
no
(125) Orgy?
no.
(126) Whip cream?
muahaha
(127) Bondage?
sorry no
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped?
oh god no
(129) Blindfolded?
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up?
no.
(131) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?
dont think so
(132) Stolen anything?
nah
(133) Been on radio/TV?
radio
(134) Been in a mosh-pit?
no.
(135) Had a nervous breakdown?
many.
(136) Considered religious vacation?
no...?
(137) Been criticized about your sexual performance?
better not have been. hahaha
(138) Bungee jumped?
no but i wanna
(139) Had a dream that kept coming back?
oh god yes.
CLOTHES
(140) Shoe brand?
nike.
(141) Brand of clothing?
a&e. A&F. express.
(142) Cologne/perfume?
none
(143) What are you normally wearing to school/work?
ugh uniforms
(144) How about parties?
when i can.
(145) Wear hats?
no
(146) Judge other people by their clothing?
kinda...
(147) Wear make-up?
yes
(148) Favorite place to shop?
hot topic. i feel so out of place. hahaha
(149) Favorite article of clothing?
my awesome jeans
(150) Are you trendy?
ii hope
(151) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?
nooooooo
BELIEFS
(152) Believe in life on other planets?
yah
(153) Miracles?
no
(154) Astrology?
umm yes?
(155) Magic?
no
(156) God?
yes
(157) Satan?
no
(158) Santa?
no
(159) Ghosts?
no
(160) Luck?
sometimes
(161) Love at first sight?
havent experienced it
(162) Yin and Yang (that good can't exist without the bad)?
not sure
(163) Witches?
no.
(164) Easter bunny?
oh god no
(165) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?
ill attempt. haha
(166) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
too bad they dont end!
(167) Do you wish on stars?
yes
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(168) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?
to an extent
(169) Do you think God has a gender?
well i thought he wuz male. cuz of jesus and all
(170) Do you think that science counteracts religion?
to an extent
(171) Do you believe in organized religion?
um no?
(172) Where do you think we go when we die?
not sure
LOVE
(208) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?
no
(209) Do you remember your first love?
like it wuz yesterday
(210) Still love him/her?
idk. id have to ponder that and i dont want to.
(211) Do you consider love a mistake?
sometiems
(212) What do you find romantic?
a lota things
(213) Turn-on?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
(214) Turn-off?
burping
(215) First kiss?
does truth or dare count?? muar
(216) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?
wel considering thats the dilemma im in now, id slowly help them in not liking me anymore
(217) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?
knowing them, but itd be fun to "blind date"
(218) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?
kinda. idk. who cares!
(219) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically
unattractive?
hahahaha yeah
(220) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?
i dont know!!!!!!!!
(221) What is best thing about the opposite sex?
penis. hahaha jaykay
(222) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?
being rejected. idk hah
(223) Do you read porn?
yes i read porn. and write it too.
(224) Read the articles?
no.
(225) Just the pics?
oh god
(226) What's the best present someone gave you?
ummm wow i dont know
(227) Are you in love?
nah.
(228) Do you consider your significant other hot?
dont got one
(229) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot
guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?
id smile at them
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(230) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender?
yes!
(231) If you did experience that for one day, what would you do?
be happy
(232) What do you love most about the other gender?
guys?? nothing!!!!!!!!! no im jk. i dont know
(233) What do you dislike most?
their lack of manners
(234) What do you understand least about the opposite sex?
what they are thinkin.
(235) Honestly, what do you notice first in the opposite sex?
their personality.
POSSESSIONS
(236) What is your fave possession?
computer and my room. (is that a possessoin?)
(237) What physical, tangible possession do you want most?
a digital camera
(238) How badly do you want it?
reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally bad
(239) Have you ever seen The Exorcist?
no
(240) How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in
this section?
didnt notice but thats kewl too
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(241) That haunted you?
thats creepy
(242) You wanted to kill?
mother
(243) That you laughed at?
maggie
(244) That laughed at you?
idk
(245) That turned you on?
idk
(246) You went shopping with?
my mom and g mother.
(247) That broke your heart?
brad
(248) That disappointed you?
my mother
(249) That asked you out?
zachary
(250) That made you cry?
zachary
(251) That brightened up your day?
maggie
(252) That you thought about?
god!
(253 You saw a movie with?
i forgot.
(254) You talked to on the phone?
mom
(255) You talked to through IM/ICQ?
colin
(256) You saw?
maggie, colin, derek, pat, patrick, ben.
(295) You lost?
i have no clue
(257) You went head over heels for?
zachary
(258) You thought was completely N-U-T-S?
BEN.
(259) You wanted to be?
idk
(260) You told to fuck off?
brother
(261) You trusted?
hmm idk
(262) You turned down?
no comment
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(263) Smiled?
today
(264) Laughed?
like 5 seconds ago.
(265) Cried?
last night
(266) Bought something?
quiznos
(267) Danced?
monday. im injured
(268) Were sarcastic?
probably somewhere in this survey.
(269) Kissed someone?
yesterday-dont ask
(270) Talked to an ex?
today
(271) Watched your fave movie?
a long time ago
(272) Had a nightmare?
just 2 days ago
(273) Talked on the phone?
earlier
(274) Listened to the radio?
last night
(275) Watched TV?
am watching it now
(276) Went out?
colins house
(277) Helped someone?
helped colin with physics
(278) Were mean?
god idk.
(279) Sang?
today.
(280) Saw a movie?
idk!
(281) Said "I love you"?
no coemmtn.
(282) Missed someone?
always
(283) Fought with a family member?
today
(284) Fought with a friend?
recently
(285) Had a serious conversation?
today
(286) Smoked weed?
never
(287) Got drunk?
its been a while.
A LAST TIME
(289) Last book you read:
shit i hate reading idk
(290) Last movie you saw:
idk
(291) Last song you heard:
idk again.
(292) Last thing you had to drink:
some gay diet rite soda
(293) Last time you showered:
at 1 today
(294) Last thing you ate:
rice.
(295) Last CD you bought:
killswitch engage-end of heartache??/
(296) Last thing you bought:
alredy went over this
RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
(297) What are you going to do?
type this answer.
(298) Will it be with your significant other?
I DONT HAVE ONE. thanks
(299) Or some random person?
no
(300) What are you wearing right now?
shorts and a shirt and one sock cuz dillon got my other one wet. dont ask..
(301) Body-part you're touching right now?
my vagina. HAHA JAYKAY
(302) What are you worried about right now?
nothing
(303) What book are you reading?
NONE
(304) What's on your mouse pad?
i dont use one.
(305) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling?
exciuted, flustered, tired, i hate school, and blah!
(306) Are you bored?
....WAT THE FUCK
(307) Are you tired?
........ARGH.......
(308) Are you talking to anyone online?
colin and my aunt.
(309) Are you talking to anyone on the phone?
no.
(310) Are you lonely or content?
content
(311) Are you listening to music?
no
NUMBERS
(312) Do you laugh when you hear the number 69?
no.
(313) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question?
no
(314) Do you actually know your social security number?
no.
(315) Do you actually know your IP address?
half of it
(316) Do you know what an IP address is?
yes yes.
(317) Do you know the four-character extension on your zip-code?
oh damn. i know it has a 6 and a 1 in it..
(318) Have you ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our
lives?
wtf no. hahahaha 43956295702958725298527957245
(319) Does your head hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers,
irrational numbers, etc?
noooooooo.........
(320) What do you think of pi? 3.14?
i love pi. pi is my best friend..
(321) Have you got a fave number?
8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(322) How many rings before you take the phone?
2.
(323) Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?
yes i do.
(324) How many CD's do you have?
many
COMPUTERS
(325) Mac or PC?
PC
(326) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer as long as it works?
dont currrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(327) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversations?
idk!
(328) Find you're different talking more through IMs than face-to-face or telephone?
wht?
329) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later?
no
(330) How much time do you spend online each week?
alotttttttttt.
(331) Is the internet one of the modern things you could never live without?
oh god yes
(332) Do you even receive snail mail letters anymore?
magazinesssss
(333) Send any?
used to
(334) What's your fave smiley?
;-)
(335) If you could meet anyone in the world, living or not, who would it be?
hmmmm i really dont know
(336) Who is your idol?
used to be dirk. but idk anymore
(337) What band has the funniest name?
idk.....