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If I were a month, I'd be: November
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 9:00 pm
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Clown fish like Nemo!
If I were a direction, I'd be: North
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A end table
If I were a sin, I'd be: Not sure
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Jackie Kennedy
If I were a liquid, I'd be: Green tea
If I were a tree, I'd be: Apple tree
If I were a bird, I'd be: A Canary
If I were a flower, I'd be: A yellow rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Overcast.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Puff the majic dragon
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A drum set
If I were an animal, I'd be: A Bangle Tiger
If I were a crayon, I'd be: One of the cool colors in the box of 64 with the shapener built in!!
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Joy
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: A Tomato.
If I were a sound, I'd be: Wind blowing.
If I were an element, I'd be: Fire.
If I were a car, I'd be: "Hot Rod Lincoln" ha!
If I were a song, I'd be: A good tune everyone could jam to
If I were a movie, I'd be: Funny
If I were a food, I'd be: Crab legs.
If I were a place, I'd be: The Universe.
If I were a material, I'd be: Cotten
If I were a taste, I'd be: Sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: Lavender
If I were a word, I'd be: Fucker.
If I were an object, I'd be: A bowl.
If I were a body part, I'd be: A dick
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: Excited
If I were a part of a house, I'd be: The roof
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Art
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Reggie Rocket
If I were a shape, I'd be a: A star
If I were a number, I'd be: 3