it's the end of the world as we know it...

[dnz4him]

Okay, so I'm officially freaking the fuck out. I don't know who's okay and who's not at this point... my phone died an hour ago, and living out in the middle of nowhere is about as un-reassuring as it gets right now. But I guess it's safer this way, for me anyhow... it can't spread here as easily, right

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[unkickablekitty]

I'm keeping a bowl of brains on hand. I mean, maybe they'll play nice and just go after them.

... Or that's what I'm telling myself they'll do.

In the words of Monty Python, "Run away!"

But yeah. Haven't gotten me yet, thankfully. *locks doors and windows*

(PS: *cracks sideways* Lava lamp? Little-zombies? You're amazing.)

[dnz4him]

That's a good plan. Dare I ask where you got them, though? I mean, we have a lot of stuff on hand, but brains isn't one of them...

Monty Python wisdom is always appropriate. Glad to hear you're still okay!

[unkickablekitty]

*shifty eyes*

Well, erm... I once had a cousin named Bob.

... Bob wasn't very nice.

I figured that Bob would be nicer without brains.

I was right, apparently. *pets Bob's brains*

[dnz4him]

LMAO. Poor Bob.

[sterling_sara]

Yeah, horrible little monsters, aren't they.

[/inappropriate doomsday humor]

[dnz4him]

They are indeed. *nods*

[dnz4him]

Wow, you're lucky... stay aware, it's spreading like the plague.

That's true, I don't want to get too close to them. But at this point, I'm running out of options. I considered using my titanium spork to stab them, but I don't want to remind them how brains-hungry they are. I think I'll just hide until it's safe again.

Be careful!

[22seconds]

...you do realize I just spent the last twenty minutes trying to figure out what was going on, don't you?

Grace Grace Grace... torturing the gullibles... tsk tsk :P

[nebovaux]

great post as usual!