The 1 Yard Line.

[do_vyechyera]

I was watching "The Bachelor" last night. I know, I know, this isn't so good for a girl who's having self-esteem issues, but it was entertaining. And I thought, "You know, if I were ever to fall in love with a football player, I'd just get my heart broken." There is no way, ever, that a football player would be interested in me. Its like the

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[fidelity_astro]

i'm telling you, themadjuggler

[dearmomanddad]

hello kimberly
how are you my knuckle headed friend
silly goose
oh yesssssss
im comming to boston on the 10th please go away and do hang out with me
i hear you owe alex a pair of jeans now.
HUAHAUHAU

[scriz]

Listen, you must trust me on this, you are not attracted to football players because they're just kind of gross and totally not as intriguing as nerdy boys... sure football players are just as scared of you as you are of them, but you could probably just never love one, like, just imagine fucking one, it would be like trying to be intimate with a yoke of oxen.

I once (twice) drunkenly made out with this really hot buff football player in high school, and what I learned from that experience was you know, I don't like him, he doesn't like me... it's no fun for anyone. It doesn't help that as we made out/talked I was incredibly bitchy and condescending (insecurity) and several times he told me in an irritated voice to "stop using big words."

[do_vyechyera]

Haha, thats totally what I thought, however its fun to hear stories...I should ask for people's crazy football player stories. Hmn... Yeah I have never ever been attracted to the football player---but watchin that goddamned show I wondered about how thats going to be part of the boy spectrum i'm just never ever going to indulge in.

[cynical_girl77]

Also, I don't think that many football players even know what irony is let alone possess a good sense of it.