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"If I was to make another `Terminator' movie, I would tell Terminator to travel back in time to tell Arnold not to have another special election," Schwarzenegger said.

haha, sick.

I've swallowed 20 balloons of truth and smuggled them across the border!

Stay tuned for the Colbert Report

Back up in this beotch?

What was I going to do?

Earlier tonight, my friends and I were chilin outside, and I happened to be holding a box of frosted flakes and a half-gallon of milk. A girl, completely and senslessly hot, walks down the stairs and passes us, but not without looking at me and the frosted flakes. She stops and says "Oh, wow! How did you know that frosted flakes were my favorite ( Read more... )

The following is one of the coolest things that I have ever personally seen, and because of today's cameraphone technology, you may see it as well.

http://homepage.mac.com/tahitiantreat/FileSharing3.html

Just download it and play it with quicktime, man.

http://www.dailysouthtown.com/southtown/yrtwn/south/291syt4.htm

A man police called "The Ninja" wreaked havoc and fought back.

..called Tony m. tonight, about 10:30, asked where he was; we established that we were going to play spades at Rajczyk's house with Eric. I was excited, but thirsty; I was nearing Safeway, and i figured I might as well get a gatorade or something. *This* was where I went wrong ( Read more... )

cat stevens released his first new song in 20 years a few weeks ago. it's beautiful ( Read more... )