"The song lied, Number Two. Find the person responsible and pelt him with tennis rackets," Dr. Evil demanded, shuffling off to his evil bed, while adjusting his evil nightcap
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From: bringmeminions at bastmail.com To: evilmojodaddy at hotmail.com.org RE: Human Sought For Wet Food, Megalomania, Stroking
Hello, I am a kitty and I believe we could come to a mutually benemeficial contractual agreement. I enjoy wombats. Wombats with lasers. Do you have a wombat army for me to command?
My qualifications are impeccamable. I have destroyed several couches and one (1) studio apartment in major metropollytan cities. I am an American Domestic Short Hair Kitty, black and white. Or white and black. I am unsure. I enjoy stalking, leaping, and working on my manifesto.
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To: evilmojodaddy at hotmail.com.org
RE: Human Sought For Wet Food, Megalomania, Stroking
Hello, I am a kitty and I believe we could come to a mutually benemeficial contractual agreement. I enjoy wombats. Wombats with lasers. Do you have a wombat army for me to command?
My qualifications are impeccamable. I have destroyed several couches and one (1) studio apartment in major metropollytan cities. I am an American Domestic Short Hair Kitty, black and white. Or white and black. I am unsure. I enjoy stalking, leaping, and working on my manifesto.
Signed,
Bast
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