Doc Appointment #11 (Backdated to early evening Saturday)

[doc_furcoat]

[Worth had had a busy day, and really hadn't noticed until now that... something was a bit different about him.]

THE FUCK AM I SPARKLIN' FER?!

[He makes note of this while passing a window, making plenty of noise as he carts the phone from the kitchen out to sit just outside facing the backyard. Don't mind the tangle of long cord on the floor family

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[snazzy_cadaver]

I see you're taking this well. I'm back to normal for now...except for the brains problem.

{There was something incredibly funny about the term "fagpire".}

[doc_furcoat]

I ain't gonna be a pussypire like, Connie, if that's what yer gettin' at. Might as well embrace it! 'Sides, the fangs are kinda cool, y'know? Heh, red eyes ain't too bad either.

Hanna'll get a kick outta this shit.

An' hell, he might even be happy that yer all green an' dead again. Funny t'think that it's back t'normal fer ya. Or normal fer what we know a ya.

[snazzy_cadaver]

*He actually laughs a little bit.*

Normal for me. I'm sure Hanna will take this better than anyone.

[doc_furcoat]

Hanna must be goin' outta his mind with all the weird shit goin' on right now.

Hell if he ain't runnin' in circles figurin' out what t'go after first.

[doc_furcoat]

[Man. He was ON THE PHONE bro, but he'll set it aside, grumbling. He was having fun watching his new 'pets'. They were super entertaining. So to the door he goes, wrenching it open and aiming at glare at whoever was the-- oh hey, that guy.]

... need somethin', mate?

[doc_furcoat]

I went Crocodile Dundee on their asses an' brought em home. What else?

[He'll look back at said abominations.]

Gotta say, better than havin' a dog or cat fer a pet. Some one piss me off? I can jus' toss em t'my flesh eatin' zombies. Teach em to fuck with me, right?

[ignorant]

[ A voice, over the phone. It sounds...dark and mysterious. ]

You're sparkling too?

[doc_furcoat]

No. I jus' filled my bathtub with glitter an' swam in it.

[ignorant]

Well that'd explain it better than these fangs.

[doc_furcoat]

I'm fine with the fangs, it's the GAY FUCKIN' SPARKLES WHEN I STEP INTO THE GODDAMN LIGHT that can fuck off! [Not pleased at all with that.]

[wimpyvampire]

You too?

Jesus, it's like a trend.

[doc_furcoat]

Ya didn't happen t'turn into a human again did ya?

If y'did, get yer ass over 'ere so I can show ya how a real vampire does it, Connie.

[wimpyvampire]

HELL NO. I'm still a regular vampire.

*God did that come out of his mouth? ACKNOWLEDGING HE'S A VAMPIRE?*

G-Go drink from a drone or something.

[doc_furcoat]

See, yer jus' afraid I'll be better than ya. Not that it's hard. [Snorts.]

I may jus' do that. Or maybe my lovely wife'll let me have a drink, heh.

[agirlsname]

[totally laughing his little butt off.]

[doc_furcoat]

FUCK OFF, HANNA.

[1/5 maybe?]

[agirlsname]

Boy, you sure aren't taking it well, huh?

[agirlsname]

[subject change is go.]

But guess what! I ate this grody candy and...