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[doc_jock]

Rules: Post five things you've done that you believe nobody else on your F-list has done. Indulge in remorse (or communal celebration at finding a kindred soul) if someone calls you out on a listed item

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[ego_id_non_feci]

So, I didn't read #3 correctly. I thought you tied BANANAS on your eyes. Which left me confused and trying to work out the logistics for a few seconds.

I used to hang in my parent's back window and pretend to scream for help, waving my arms and squeaking out tears. It got some pretty interesting reactions from the drivers of other vehicles, but never a trip to Disney World.

[mr_the_mad]

So, Jack, have you ever talked to a trans-gender midget? At least I HOPE it was a trans-gender midget. The alternative is unthinkable.

I was walking to my car today and spent five minutes talking to a midget, in a dress, with breasts, a deep voice and a beard.....

[mr_the_mad]

Hmmm...nope can't say as I have. Could have been a midget that had that disease where your face gets completely covered in hair. Two-striker on the genetic-anomaly crap table.

[fencert]

"Convinced a naked drunk to bungie dive from the roof of a trailer home. (He was already naked and bunjied when I got there, I just gave him the encouragement."

that is just MEAN! (Did he survive?)

[fencert]

Yeah he lived. He bounced a little then tore the rain gutter off. I asked him if he was going to do it again, he said "Hell yes!" then passed out in the bushes.

I haven't always been the nice guy I am today. ;)