21:59 Is #watching #people #crawl #on #their #bellies #up a #mesa. #Because #that #is #apparently #what #is #FunToDo #in #Mexico. #BreakingBad #
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15:18 Thanks to @mojojessjo, I'm now picturing an M1 Abrams wearing Bulls B-Ball shorts #
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14:38 Fourth of July Celebrators: WEAR SUNSCREEN. If you don't, you will die. ALSO: Read the Declaration, and watch the #1776film musical w/ Feeny #
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00:45 I have discovered that lucid dreams, while being insightful, are not very restful. #

12:03 Beat it has reached new lows: being played at half speed #

12:44 Just started reading her majesty's dragon. Impressive! #
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00:01 Going to bed so i can get up early and do a few more things with dad before he leaves. #

13:09 @ bhsbaby Free food? is it the fourth celebration already? Is there a Hawaiian-shirted McGuffin mastering the flame? #

13:30 @ bhsbaby so is everybody in ties or are their relaxed dress codes again today? #

13:35 @ bhsbaby kay. i should be up there ( Read more... )

00:01 @ bhsbaby 3+ hours and $300 ish dollars later, we be four happy men. Well, Three happy men and TJ. He can't open jars anymore. #

00:03 @ bhsbaby he could not finish his dinner and had to get a take home tray and therefore is not a man. SO IT IS WRITTEN; SO IT SHALL BE. #

10:12 Life, Liberty, and Pie for breakfast. #Pieisbetterthanthatotherthing ( Read more... )

23:36 @ figiness @kg4uzj in other news: Star trek online is fun and cheap for now on steam. I paid for a month worth to check it out. want invites? #

09:57 If we outlaw time machines, only outlaws will have attack dinosaurs. #

10:08 @ paulandstorm wait a month. Droid 2 is coming out soon. Get a gophone until then. #
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11:29 A man, who is not Jeremy, is in components wearing teh-pwnerer's i pwn noobs shirt #

19:59 Hov leng Online ghaH $20 DaqSeS. I'm tlhaplI' 'oH DaH. SoH should muv jIH! #klingon (translate: bit.ly/9RGcBH) #
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22:53 Many Problems. One Solution. Blow up the Moon. 5z8.info/awesome-real-life-headshots_u5p3q_russian-brides #

00:41 may have crushed a man's head with an ATM, allegedly. #

00:54 @ bhsbaby mad respect for the better brother, yo. #

01:11 @ bhsbaby i think you no understand. Luigi is the better brother. #

01:31 @ tehender 301 DALMATIANS IS NOT A REAL ( Read more... )

23:23 Still wants pie #

00:59 @ bhsbaby used Twitter name Coz your name didn't work. You don't have to accept #

01:05 @ bhsbaby how does one cheat at facebook? Also incentive is more delicious nomnoms for lunch #

01:12 Sometimes I wish i were gay. I could use some nicer clothes. #

11:37 grows tumescent with anticipation #

13:10 is never eating at ( Read more... )