Okay, paperwork signed, down payment completed tomorrow morning. Hopefully I will drive it home tomorrow evening after work. If I remember I will take pictures Saturday afternoon and post them ( Read more... )

acesspadesdice and woopflying...twins separated at birth? the same person? or simply a products of too much anglo-saxon inbreeding suffering from similar psychiatric ailments?

what are your thoughts?

oh and by the way for some lulz, check out acesspadesdices butthurt post on the "I hate doc_neuro and the politicsforum mod team" community

well as this was the only night we all had off we had a hanukka day 4 or 5 or whichever it is party tonight at robs house. Nicky, who shall until new years be known as saint nick, was kind enough to perform his own christmas miracle and piss their mother, Doris (my roommate bert's satanic ex wife) off enough to refuse to come. seeing as how she has ( Read more... )

Thanksgiving dinner was most satisfactory. I should hope so anyway, as I travelled all the way to houston to get it. I rented a car and floored it down here. I left at midnight, having posted on facebook where I was going just beforehand. I arrived just before 6am, and it would have been earlier but for the fact that I was stopped by Houston P.D. ( Read more... )

On Jay Leno while chris matthews was saying something about the economy, Larry the Cable Guy leans over and says "The economy is gettin pretty bad. The other day I saw a dollar store with a layaway program ( Read more... )

Well Bill Clinton certainly sounds happy as a pig in shit. Is it just me or is he a little more enthusiastic about the idea of his wife getting the Secretary of State job than is entirely normal? I think so. If you ask me, he's thinking "Holy shit, she's gonna have a job that will keep her overseas a lot! Now I can mess around with fat chicks ( Read more... )

Bean and beef chili for breakfast + White beans and rice for lunch = An evening best spent in solitude and away from open flames.

God will forgive the sacrelige, because he is clearly a democrat. That is why most Jews vote that way.

Barack atah Illinois,
Elokenu melech ha'olam,
hoo-ray p'ri ha-electoral landslide.

the book Pieces of Intelligence, the existential poetry of Donald Rumsfeld, compiled from his various press briefings. It contains such gems as "Needless to Say":

Needless to say,
The President is correct.
Whatever it was he said

-Feb 28, 2003 DoD Press Briefing.I first saw it while browsing around the Tulane bookstore a couple of years back. In ( Read more... )

LAURA: "Are you still mad at me ( Read more... )