stolen from Mika

[doc_strangelove]

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"...shall i perform my various functions for the eminent Feyd-Rau--"

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
phone

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
married with children

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
7ish

5

Comments

idiot, we'll see who can steal the most stuff.

[neverrememtozip]

first things first:
you take simon, and i'll kill her and before i melt your eyes out and have sewn them to your tounge.
second:
hoden, you would name you boy after my octopus?
well...at lest you were thinking of me. right?

faggo.

[doc_strangelove]

bleeding vagina. FIRST OF ALL, simon is in HONOR of your stupid ass (which i love so dearly).
SECOND: your octopus' name is HODEN as in "testicles" in duetsch, am i right? (WHICH BY THE WAY you never told me because i left before you had the chance on thursday). my unborn bastard son's stupid ass name is hoLden, which is an actual name (in honor of catcher in the motherfucking rye)
love always,
scheissekerl

[skorne]

Ze first day I actually GO BACK TO SCHOOL and you're not there!? What the fkshnfksdf!! *shakefist* This means I will have to tackle you when we go back to school. Just a warning. A devious, devious warning.

There were cheerleaders in the fifth grade.. ? I missed out on a lot. But before that, there were din-o-saurs.. but they were a bit crap.

[doc_strangelove]

*shakefist back* YEAH THATS RIGHT I RETURN YOUR FIST OF SHAKEDOM, MS. NOCOMETOSCHOOL-SKI!!! eh, alissa missed the rachel. ESPECIALLY in epstein the barbarian's class.

you'll need a tray.