regarding his evil step-sister Jessi: "If I could, I'd chop her dick off." -- Jake, my six year old 'brother ( Read more... )

so... yesterday chris and i saw Saved. I liked it a lot. the non-gay boyfriend guy was kinda good looking. Spent the night at her house. And that was that ( Read more... )

STEPHEN HAWKING

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General Information  
State your name:  alissa 
Do you like your name?: who cares?   
If you could change it, would you, and to what?: Elvis.  
Tell me your age: 16  
Relationships/Love  
What do you want your wedding to be like?:  if i ever do get married, small.  
Tell me the perfect setting for when you have sex: in der Halle der Spiegel an einem ( Read more... )

"Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born ( Read more... )

so today in english, i almost murdered wendy. for various reasons... but the thing that got to me the most on this particular day was pretty much this ( Read more... )

hooray for:

Assemblies during second period

Leaving school after second period because my mom is psychotic. ("ALISSA I DONT WANT TO STAY AT WORK TODAY. LETS GO HOME!")

Breakfast at IHOP

Buying Bubba Ho-tep dvd (super yay)

Mom not being around to yell at me because she has doctors appointments

and its only 1 o'clock. YUCHE! and its a three day ( Read more... )

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they brought this fucked up car to school today for the whole "sober graduation" thing. The cool part was, there were bits of brain on the seat. The sad part is that someone had to die in a retarded car accident to create such coolness. BUT THERE WERE BRAINS NONTHELESS ( Read more... )

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