Busy busy busy

[docbenway108]

How've you guys been, anyway?

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"Эх яблочко, да под лопатами
Будем землю удобрять, демократами.
А демократики, да морды жирные
А в сырой земле, все будут смирные. 
Эх яблочко, да жизнь опасная
Стала баба моя, несогласная
Фигу словно флаг, мы теперь несем
Несогласная, да почти во всем

Эх яблочко да с листами
Будем рыбу кормить, глобалистами

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[johnnyexploder]

I HAVE BEEN REALLY GOOD.
BUT I'M PISSED YOU DIDN'T COME TO SCRUMMAGE.

What does all that gibberish mean?

AAHRGHARGLGARGLEGARGLELISTERINE

[docbenway108]

Well I'm seeing the Dalai Lama on April 19th and 20th, and then I'm going to Vegas with my parents for a week, but after that...
SCHOOOOOOOOOOOLS
OUT
FOR
SUMMER! (BUMBUMBUMBUMBUMBUM)
SCHOOOOOOOOOOOLS OUT FOR EVARRRR (etc.)

Re: AAHRGHARGLGARGLEGARGLELISTERINE

[docbenway108]

WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH YOU'RE SEEING HHDL?! WHY I DIDN'T HAS KNOWN ABOUT THIS?!
I'm in section 1, row 35, seat 2, where are you at?

Oh, and those are the words to that song, here's my two minute literal translation:

[docbenway108]

Hey little apple, yes under shovels
we'll fertilize the ground, with democrats.
Ah democrats, yes with their fat faces
but in the cold ground, everyone'll be quiet

Hey little apple, yes life is dangerous
my girl's become a nonconsensual (meaning, dissident)
fig (its a profane hand gesture) instead of a flag, we're now carrying
nonconsensual, yes in almost everything

Hey little apple, yes with pages
we'll feed the fish with globalists
snowboarders (he says communists in this video), and NASHIsts (basically Putin's version of the Hitler Youth)
Hey they'll warm shit, with their clean hands

It sounds much more euphonious in Russian, though. It's based off of an old Russian sailor's dance

[mercurial_fancy]

Whack a monk!

[docbenway108]

Of course not, my pleasure!
If you need any language help don't hesitate to ask