Comments | docdearly: eeehooohoooo

docdearly

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Nov 09, 2007 17:50

( The very Serious, very Private, Deep and Contemplative inner musings of one Caradoc Dearborn )

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nomudbloods November 9 2007, 23:51:50 UTC

I hear it's like that Pied Piper story. Someone must've come along and now the rats are missing.

docdearly November 10 2007, 03:07:23 UTC

Actually it's more like kidnapping and murder.

The Pied Piper took kids too, didn't he?

nomudbloods November 10 2007, 03:13:59 UTC

Ah, now. I read the Daily Prophet too-- there's no evidence of that. They probably just ran away.

Just the dumb ones, I'm sure. The ones that didn't matter.

docdearly November 10 2007, 03:32:24 UTC

Or were kidnapped and killed. Whichever really.

All of them.

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dim_problem November 10 2007, 01:34:37 UTC

Hilarious and tasteless! That could only be Caradoc!

Hello, how are ya?

Private

Seriously, though, that's a tad close to the line.

docdearly November 10 2007, 03:09:03 UTC

I am charming, I am smart, I am a walking work of art!

Private:

People are always tip-toeing around the facts. I'm tired of it. Kids are missing, Hestia. Kids that are the ages of our sisters!

dim_problem November 10 2007, 13:21:30 UTC

Are we talking Michelangelo's David, or something by M.C. Escher?

Private

That wasn't my point. My point is you shouldn't make jokes about it. It's not funny.

docdearly November 10 2007, 15:10:26 UTC

David, because I've got a huge head.

Private:

Who was making jokes? I was being sarcastic. It's the only way to get through to these people: insults and sarcasm.

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docdearly November 10 2007, 03:11:45 UTC

You don't scare me, Mrs. Bellatrix Black-Lestrange-Dark Lord.

Also, as long as you talk about Hestia's mum like that I'm going to insult your stupid Dark Lord.

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docdearly November 10 2007, 03:28:48 UTC

She was human and lovely and you destroyed that. I hope you and your Dark-whathisface get what you deserve.

*charms the scroll so that it burns her hands when she tries to reply*

prongslove November 13 2007, 05:47:38 UTC

Are you talking about Schmoldemort, the renowned hasidic Jewish crusader for truth, justice and fairness in the world? Are you implying that perhaps he is using them in part of his plot to save the world from all bad things? That's Schmoldemort, for you.

Oh Schmoldemort, may your mercy endure forever! May you always lasso crime with your jew curls of wisdom, and may you always cut out the competition with your magical throwing yamaka of love.