1. Comment here and I'll pick one of your LJ interests and draw a picture using the mighty MS Paint.
2. You have no say in what I draw for you, or in how much it will suck!
3. Put this in your journal along with the pictures people drew for you.

This is what Jeff drew for me:


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Ahem.

FUCK

That is all.

I hope that in 100,000 years, someone puts my fossilized skeleton on display in a museum. People from all around could see how primitive the homo sapiens was, and they could have prolonged theological debates over whether or not they were genetically related to me.

That would be really fucking cool.

I just deleted a certain entry from my journal that contained some half-truths about people I used to know. I guess I didn't really think about it much at the time, since my flist consisted of maybe three or four people that actually knew them, but I realized that putting such information in a public journal was probably a bad idea. I just wish I ( Read more... )

I need a Halloween costume.

And no, "World of Warcraft addict" isn't good enough.

Let's treat this like one of those dopey memes. You people come up with something for me. And then, uh, post this in your own journal too, or whatever.

Now get to work, monkeys!

Holy Jesus, it takes Blizzard two years to figure out how to make a not shitty LFG system? I mean, one that doesn't involve yelling over everyone else and hoping someone sees it?

http://www.cosmos.4x2.net/

Carl Sagan: Scientist, Free-Thinker, Pothead.

In case you were wondering about my conspicuous absence from the series of tubes in the past week... I really haven't been gone at all. I was just very slowly reading through the archives of Questionable Content. It's find of like what "Garden State" would be like if it was even nerdier and a webcomic ( Read more... )

Last night (while drunk) I came up with what I thought was an awesome joke about how World War I started when Franz Ferdinand told Gavrilo Princip to take him out. But then I realized that probably half a million people have already made that joke since they made that song.

Sigh.

Why don't girls like me when I'm drunk?

Oh, yeah.

It's because I'm drunk.