lookin' sharp

[docmanhattan]

Dear beard,

What the heck, man? At 31, you decide to start growing in at a daily-shave rate? What happened to all those babyfaced years of easy maintenance?

When I want you to grow in, you give me total ridicularity. Now that I've abandoned all hope of a hirsute future, this. And not an attractive this, just a stubborn muzzle.

Have you read The

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[sidebernie]

Testosterone levels slowly increase with age-- it's why old mens' ears are so hairy.