Comments | docmay: In Brief.

docmay

In Brief.

Jan 19, 2015 21:20

1. musicalalana - I finally finished knitting the baby caps! Let me know a good time to get those to you.

2. I've been spending a lot of time with the French Mafia of late. My prayers and thoughts are with the people of France - all the people of France, no matter the race or religion ( Read more... )

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doctorsmithisin January 20 2015, 11:40:01 UTC

Re #5: When she says torch, she means flashlight. (Usually. Other sorts would absolutely NOT surprise me ( ... )

docmay January 20 2015, 19:44:31 UTC

You did tell me about what you found on Christmas. And yes, we had to drill a hole in the shot glass to get the thing out.

And by compass, I am referring to the navigational aid.

And yep, you were on lunch when I got #6. Poor Alex.

doctorsmithisin January 20 2015, 23:08:28 UTC

You'd THINK the shot glass would go in base-first. Who the fuck puts the WIDE END in first? The same people who pull doors marked push

doctorsmithisin January 20 2015, 23:06:42 UTC

Read uterus as cervix. Apparently I shouldn't be allowed to internet when I am not caffeinated.

breegibson January 20 2015, 22:50:49 UTC

Oh my god, a BABY FOOD JAR?! Why..just..why!! Jesus. You're a saint.

doctorsmithisin January 20 2015, 23:07:17 UTC

That is EASILY one of the most tame things people put there.

breegibson January 20 2015, 23:12:44 UTC

Maybe so, but there is a reason why I did not go into the medical profession. Thinking of something odd like that being stuck in my anus is not a pleasant thought. Oh the shards if it cracked...

doctorsmithisin January 20 2015, 23:54:58 UTC

Yeahhhh. That happens. And if you'll forgive the utterly crude double entendre: It's a bloody mess when it does. ER docs have to call in surgeons for that, because they have to go into the rectum via the abdomen, to stitch up the damage.

NOT worth the risk.

sandersmatthew January 21 2015, 19:26:26 UTC

2. the French Mafia?? it's either what I think it is and trust me, you don't want to shout out loud about it or it's a french version of Swedish House Mafia.

4. I LOL'd so hard. Good to know about your hands though.

doctorsmithisin January 25 2015, 10:58:27 UTC

French Mafia is a group of staff in the City Hospital ER who are from French speaking countries and/or speak French for some other reason. Which includes May and me. I think we're actually the only two Brits (or AmeriBrits) who fit into the group.

trulychildish January 26 2015, 15:20:32 UTC

#4 and #5 made me cringe so hard. wtf is wrong with people?