Dispatches From A&E.

[docmay]

1. File this one under "Cash or Credit." 24 y/o female, C/C vaginal bleeding times 3 hours. Should have bucked her over to CNR, but once again they were slammed. What the hell, keeps me in practice doing pelvics. I get her up in the stirrups - lo, and behold! - there's a VISA card lodged in her vagina. I desperately wanted to write "in future, only

Comments

[holloway1989]

I can't decide which of these incidents amused me the most.
You've got a really interesting job.
I think if I had to pick my top two it would be between the man with the tiny dick and the old guy who thought he'd been probed.

[dandersoncooper]

While I do believe in aliens, I'm sure they have better things to do than to kidnap earthlings and stick things in their anus.

[joelcarter]

What hospital do you work at?

[kurbanusn]

1. She should've left home without it. (Yes, I know that's AmEx, but it worked, so go with it)

5. But did you check for a probe before referring him? Stranger things have happened.