World bestest invention

[docpatholliday]

TV. The world's best distraction from life. Usually no head ache like from alcohol, no cancer like from cigarettes, no bad trips or flash backs like from drugs, no fat ass like from chocolate, no exhaustion like from sex and - best of all - it's safe to show feelings in front of it and it doesn't argue or react at all. When you are tired just

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[normallysane15]

you could get a fat ass from sitting there all day. just a thought.
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[startmonday]

I love that answer and I agree. It keeps you off the streets and out of trouble.